And then everyone clapped.

And then everyone clapped.


Oh my god today at school I asked to use the bathroom because I hate math class and I’m wasting time and after five minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog My teacher walks into the bathroom and says, “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said, “None of your business, CUMBER BITCH!” *yelling* and he stood there shocked, but he said, “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on Tumblr! Really? So he somehow knew you were using Tumblr right after you called him a cucumber or whatever is what you’re saying, right? I don’t remember asking anyone if they have any questions… OK, fine, jeez. I’m wearing a Pokémon shirt to my chemistry class and playing a Pokémon emulator as I wait for class to start. The teacher comes over to me. Isn’t Pokémon for little kids? You seem a little old for it. ♪Pokémon theme starts playing♪ ♪Pokémon theme starts playing♪
Not really. A lot of high school students play Pokémon. But why? Because… ♪I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST!!♪ ♪THAT NO ONE EVER WAS!!!♪ ♪CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST♪ ♪TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!!♪ More students join in until we finished singing the theme song. Our teacher is looking really fed up. I- I don’t even know what to say anymore.. you guys are too childish for me after he said this, he walked out of the class, and wasn’t seen for the rest of the day.. Does- does anyone actually believe this shit???! SHHHHH *Applause* My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges and one of the colleges he applied to required a three page essay explaining what daring meant to them. So, being the clever person he was on each page he wrote one word with huge font “THIS IS DARING” and he later got accepted…. That is the biggest bull fucking shit…. I’ve EVER heard in my life… Do you have any idea what would happen if you do that in an actual setting? Are you saying my story is fake? Yes. I have a panic disorder while having an attack one day, I called my boyfriend because I was scared he hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was offering no time to comfort me. He doesn’t have a car. He lives 10 miles away. He ran. Marry him! I won’t even question this one ♪Metal music starts playing♪ Just told the guy who was on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up…. And everybody clapped!!!! so I told them to shut the fuck up too.. *Applause* Well that was interesting! Shut the fuck up! *Applause stops* *Sound of microphone being dropped* Ow! the edge…!!! At least he backed it up somehow. Last night at olive garden: Oh, a mother-daughter dinner. How nice. Actually, I’m not her daughter. I’m non binary, and my gender is still evolving through a complicated series of identities and ideas. Oh, sweetheart, she’s just being silly No I’m not, you are just being close minded C l a p . Today in 6th period it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. So when I finally walked in I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said that she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office. And I point my finger at her and said no! then thunder crackled at that exact moment and the power went out and just to freak out everyone I whispered, SIX SIX SIX and this girl screamed Alright, that’s it. I’m out. It’s about time she left..

100 thoughts on “And then everyone clapped.

  1. Are these shits real on tumblr guys,i dont use it and its hard to believe that people are still belive these shits,so give me an aswer tks

  2. I could believe the pokemon one, not that the teacher left though, it was more like "you done?, fine, then open your text books on page 46, we resuming this as planned", maybe the boyfriend was on his way to her home and just walked faster… and the morons on the other table clapping at the idiotic girl who is defining her gender because they wanted to look pro-whatever that is… you don't define your gender… you are born as either male, female or herm, no half-steps or inbetweens… sexual preferences is not equal to gender… and there is no such thing as non-binary as there are three genders to begin with, herms are extremely rare yet they still exist, so they count, you are either of those three, you can't define what you are, loving people of the same gender you are doesn't mean anything regarding your gender so give up already with your "special snowflake shit".

  3. nimber six, when the table claps for the mother. Who has to deal with such insanity every day, and sticks with it.

  4. s
    sh
    shu
    shut
    shut t
    shut th
    shut the
    shut the f
    shut the fu
    shut the fuc
    shut the fuck
    shut the fuck u
    shut the fuck up

    i relate in a deeper level of relation

  5. ok I know this might seem fake but this actually truly happened. in my school there is like two different teachers that would take care of different lunch periods. we usually had the really boring one, but that particular day he was absent. so we had the more fun one. he went around the cafateria with a microphone that he would usually use to announce what row would be up next to go to the lunch line. he was asking questions like "what's your favorite hocky team" or things like that. he went up to this one kid who is usually kind of obnoxious and the kid starts singing the little einstin song. you know the one, the "im going on a trip with my favorite rocket ship, soaring through the sky little einstin" then like most of the cafeteria started to sing too. even I who usually didn't partake in things like this joined in. it was really fun and eventually the teachers were able to calm us down. the funner teacher just laughed and called the rest of the rows to go get their lunch. I remembered this when I heard the story of the class singing pokemons' opening. but ya

  6. 1: Really!!!!yeah that can't happen
    2: meh i'm not sure what would be true!
    3: ok no that would NEVER fucking happen ok
    4: no just just no
    5: eh
    6: ok no just no
    7: k not sure …ok let's be honest no thats not happening ok no

  7. I was watching this video on the bus but I totally DIDN’T realize it was at full volume and I didn’t have headphones in and then everyone on the bus said “oh my gosh, Tabbes!” and they all clapped.

  8. fxcking love rewatching this, especially when the guy says “and then everyone clapped…so i told them to ’shut the fxck up, too’” 😂

  9. how these hoes flex: I SAW SOMEONE MAKING FUN OF MY DOG SO I PUT ON MY MAGIC AMULET AND I TURNED INTO A ANGEL ANIME NEKO AND I HIT THEM WITH THE POWER OF DOGS AND KITTENS AND AFTER EVERYONE CLAPPED AND I GOT FREE FOOD FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
    How I flex: I licked my Nutella on my spoon into the shape of a creeper

  10. This is the only time I've been clapped for but I argued with my teacher an won and she sent me out then my friends clapped and cheered then eventually the rest of the class joined in. When I shut the door I could hear her yelling at them why that was disrespectful. This one's actually true no joke.

  11. One time I was running late for school and just as I was about to give up, a unicorn burst through a magical portal and said “Let’s go.” Everyone on the streets stopped and I said “I don’t go anywhere with strangers even if they’re magical.” Then everyone clapped and did Fortnite dances

  12. My gender is also evolving.
    I started out as a simple tractor but I’m evolving into…. A MONSTER TRUCK DUN DUN DUN

  13. I actually have heard some weird ways people have been accepted into college. They were on the news and everything. But. I agree, it does seem unlikely.

  14. Me: I want to go to Canada!
    Mom: That's the last straw Billy
    Me: Fu-
    Table: starts clapping
    Me: tf?

    Duck song starts

    and he waddled away waddle waddle waddle and he waddled away waddle waddle waddle till the very next day

  15. Some of these could actually be true

    If the people telling the stories would Not overexagerate them.
    Especially the one where the Child says they're non-binary. If Maybe less-to-no people clapped at it, it'd be more realistic and believable

  16. Tabbes: <Whispers: Half of This is Bullsh-…>
    Me: Are you Serious.
    Tabbes:…Wat.
    Me: you Really gonna sit up Here callin Smoke When you Sittin Up Here Deadass Funny Stories That May Have NOT Happened…
    Tabbes:….*slow claps* we gotta Genius ova Here.
    Me: Throws up Deuces Female Dog your a Beaver House Correct.
    Tabbes:…. -__-
    Me: smug look while holding up her bat lookin Fur This?
    Tabbes: nah…i got THIS Holds up My Katana
    Me:….Toche….

  17. 4 is hilarious to me cause I actually have panic disorder. It takes the body max. 20 minutes to calm down. So unless he ran a mile/2 minutes it’s pretty much impossible.

  18. Ok here's a story from my music class, we got our teacher to leave the building. basically, there was like 20 of us and one dude bought like 30 melody pops to class and started handing them out, so we all start playing as loud as possible and our teacher just went "I'm out." and left the building. (She did come back but she left again because the dude who bought them in asked if he could do his final performance task on a melody pop)

  19. Hi, I'm shelby and I'm 8, I'm bise-

    Mah grandmotha: BEING GAY OR BI IS ILLEGAL

    Meh: No it isnt.

    Mah grandmotha: GOD SAYS SO.

  20. Sigh* so like I heard the Pokémon theme on fb and then this vid popped in my mind and I had to rewatch this

  21. 1:24, that did sometimes happen in my class..
    But not everyone joined in, and it was usually like the last weeks of school, or before break.
    And we sand songs like caillou and the little einsteins.

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