Awkward Moments From the Republican Jewish Coalition Forum: The Daily Show

Awkward Moments From the Republican Jewish Coalition Forum: The Daily Show


YESTERDAY WE HEARD ABOUT THE
PROBLEMS THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES HAVE A CERTAIN
RELIGIOUS MINORITY. BUT DID YOU KNOW THERE’S
ACTUALLY ONE MINORITY REPUBLICANS LIKE?>>MORE THAN A DOZEN WHITE HOUSE
HOPEFULS DESCEND ON WASHINGTON, D.C. YESTERDAY FOR A COFRUM
HOSTET BY THE JEWISH COALITION. THE CANDIDATES SEEMED TO STICK
TO THEIR SCRIPTS BUT THE EVENT DID PRODUCE A NUMBER OF
AWKWARD MOMENTS.>>Trevor: OOOOH! DID TED CRUZ GET A BONER ON
STAGE AGAIN. SO AWKWARD. SO WHAT HAPPENED AT THE
REPUBLICAN JEWISH COALITION FORUM? FOR THAT, WE TURN TO OUR NEWEST
CONTRIBUTOR, SENIOR JEWISH CORRESPONDENT ADAM LEWITZ,
EVERYBODY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>THANK YOU, TREVOR. FIRST OFF, IT’S NICE TO BE
BREAKING NEW GROUND. FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS A
JEW ON “THE DAILY SHOW.” ( APPLAUSE )>>Trevor: DID YOU NOT SEE–
>>I’VE NEVER SEEN THE SHOW. ( LAUGHTER ) LET MY EXPLAIN WHY THIS
MEETING IS SIGNIFICANT. TRADITIONALLY, NOMINEE JEWS
ACTUALLY VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS BUT A HAND FULL DO, AND INSIDE
THOSE HANDS ARE GIANT WADS OF CASH. ( LAUGHTER )>>Trevor: IS THAT, LIKE, A
JEWISH MONEY JOKE. LIKE I’M NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE–>>IT’S OKAY, TREVOR. I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE IT’S
TRUE. ( LAUGHTER )>>Trevor: OKAY, ADAM, WHAT WERE
THESE AWKWARD MOMENTS THAT THE MEDIA WAS TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE
I HEAR A LOT OF IT WAS– UM– I AM NOT SURE I’M PRONOUNCING THIS
RIGHT MISHIGOSH.>>YES, THAT IS THE KIND OF
PANDERING THAT THESE NON-JEWISH CANDIDATES BROUGHT TO THE EVENT.>>I’VE BEEN TO ISRAEL MANY
TIMES WITH MY JEWISH FRIENDS.>>I HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO GO TO ISRAEL.>>I MAY HAVE THE FIRST
ALL-JEWISH CABINET IN AMERICA.>>HAPPY HANUKKAH, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.>>HEY, HANUKKAH! THAT ONE’S
THEIRS, RIGHT?>>Trevor: ADAM IF ALL THE
CANDIDATES ARE PANDERING, THEN HOW DO THEY SEPARATE THEMSELVES
FROM THE PACK?>>IT’S BY SHOWING THEIR DEEP
CONNECTIONS WITH THE JEWISH PEOPLE, THEIR DEEP, DEEP
CONNECTIONS.>>LAST NIGHT, I WAS WATCHING
“SCHINDLER’S LIST.” EVERYBODY HERE HAS SEEN
“SCHINDLER’S LIST.”>>YEAH, SEEN IT? WE LIVED IT! LAST NIGHT, YOU WATCHED
“SCHINDLER’S LIST.” YOU WERE CRAMMING FOR THIS
EVENT? ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) BY THE WAY, HE HASN’T FINISHED
THE MOVIE YET, SO NO SPOILERS. OF COURSE, NOT EVERYONE
TROTTED OUT THEIR NETFLIX CUE AS A CHARACTER REFERENCE. SOME CANDIDATES HAD MORE
PERSONAL STORIES.>>MY MOTHER TOLD ME ONE TIME,
SHE SAID, “JOHNNY–” WHEN I WAS A VERY YOUNG MAN– SHE SAID,
“JOHNNY, FUNDAMENTAL TO LOOK FOR A REALLY GOOD FRIEND, LOOK FOR
SOMEBODY WHO IS JEWISH. YOUR JEWISH FRIEND WILL STICK BY
YOUR SIDE.”>>THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A
DELIGHTFULLY AWKWARD DAY FOR LITTLE JOHNNY KASICH IN FIRST
GRADE LOOK FOR A JEWISH FRIEND. “OKAY, LET’S SEE HERE, WE BOTH
ENJOY HE-MAN. WE LIKE EATING CANDY. NOW I’LL JUST NEED TO SEE YOUR
FORESKIN.” ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Trevor: I MEAN, I GUESS I
SEE WHAT YOU MINE BY PANDERING BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ISSUES HERE? DID WE LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THE
CANDIDATES’ POSITIONS ON, LET’S SAY, THE MIDDLE EAST.>>SURE, WE LEARNED BEN CARSON
HAD TROUBLE DISTINGUISHING BETWEEN FATAH AND HAMAS.>>Trevor: TO BE FAIR, THAT IS
TRICKY.>>LET ME FISNIH. BETWEEN FATAH,
HAMAS, AND HUMUS, THE CHICKPEA SPREAD.>>THE CHALLENGE IS THE SPLIT
BETWEEN FATAH AND HUMUS. FATAH OPERATE IN A CONSTANT
STATE OF CONFLICT. FATAH RULES THE WEST BANK, HUMUS
RULES THE GAZA STRIP.>>AND, OF COURSE, THE SINAI
PENINSULA IS COVERED IN BABAGANUSH. BUT, TREVOR, THERE WAS ONE GUY
AT THIS EVENT WHO HAD A MORE SOPHISTICATED TAKE ON THE MIDDLE
EAST SITUATION.>>OBAMA IS THE WORST THING THAT
EVER HAPPENED TO ISRAEL, THE WORST, THE WORST.>>THE WORST, YES, I CANNOT
THINK OF A SINGLE WORSE THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO
ISRAEL. IT’S JUST BEEN 65 YEARS OF
TRANQUILITY OVER THERE. ( LAUGHTER )>>Trevor: OH, I GUESS WE’RE
BACK TO TRUMP.>>YEAH, HE IS A BLESSING.>>Trevor: SO YOU TALKED ABOUT
HOW THE OTHER CANDIDATES PANDERED TO THEIR JEWISH
AUDIENCE AND I’M ONLY IMAGINING TRUMP DID THE SAME.>>WELL, AS MY RABBI SAID ABOUT
THE BOOK OF EXODUS, IT’S A MATTER OF INTERPRETATION.>>OBAMA, A-YI-YI. YOU AS BUSINESS PEOPLE WILL FEEL
PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THIS.. I’M A NEGOTIATOR LIKE YOU
FOLKS. YOU’RE NEGOTIATORS. I WOULD SAY 99.9 PER– IS THERE
ANYBODY THAT DOESN’T RENEGOTIATE DEALS IN THIS ROOM. I WANT TO RENEGOTIATE– ROOM,
PERHAPS MORE THAN ANY ROOM I’VE EVER SPOKEN.>>YEAH, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN
“SCHINDLER’S LIST!”>>Trevor: WOW! I BET THE CROWD WAS REALLY
OFFENDED AT THAT.>>NO, NO, NO. TRUMP IS A MEMBER OF THE TRIBE. WE’RE ALLOWED TO CRACK JOKES
LIKE THAT AMONG STAR PEOPLE.>>Trevor: WAIT, TRUMP ISN’T
JEWISH, THOUGH?>>OF COURSE, HE IS. THERE’S PLENTY OF EVIDENCE. LOOK HOW HE PUTS HIS NAME ON
EVERYTHING. PEOPLE THINK THAT HE HAS A BIG
EGO. WRONG. THAT IS A HABIT JEWISH FAMILIES
HAVE FROM SENDING THEIR KID TO SUMMER CAMPS. HIS MOTHER WROTE IT ON ALL THE
BUILDINGS FOR HIM. “DONALD, YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE
YOUR BUILDING IF YOU DON’T PUT YOUR NAME ON IT!”>>Trevor: THAT’S RIDICULOUS. THAT DOESN’T PROVE TRUMP IS
JEWISH.>>TREVOR, LET ME PUT IT THIS
WAY. THE MAN’S CAM WAS ONLY SUPPOSED
TO LAST ONE MONTH AND BY SOME

100 thoughts on “Awkward Moments From the Republican Jewish Coalition Forum: The Daily Show

  1. Well, that's a beautiful bald man, with a beautiful bald head, i'm pretty sure baldness was invented for him. BALD.

  2. is there anyone in this comment section that DOESN'T renagotiate their deals, i wanna renagotiate… this section… perhaps more than any comment section i've ever spoken to.

  3. hahah the republican candidates are so stupid they practically write the comedy itself. I can't imagine how happy Adam Lowitt was when he saw the script and said damn I'm so happy to be the voice for the jews on this. Big ups Adam you did us proud

  4. 世界中に貧困・奴隷・紛争・略取・迷走・階級支配・経済支配を起し
    不安と絶望を世界中の人々に植えつける企てのもと暗躍する

    確かなことはユダヤ人が神と呼ぶ その神がユダヤ人を否定していること

    やつらが聖書で悪魔の存在をもって自分たちを表現している

    世界が平和で平等な安寧を迎えるとき この世でユダヤ人を見ることは出来ないだろう
    これこそが 本当の再臨

    The cause of the plan to wake up poverty, a slave, a dispute, capture, straying, rank rule, economic rule all over the world, and to plant uneasiness and despair to people of the world acts secretly

    God that a Jew calls the reliable thing God denying a Jew

    Guys express oneself with the existence of the devil in the Bible

    This which may not watch a Jew in the world when the world reaches equal tranquility by peace is the second coming of the truth

  5. But this does make Trump seem more genuine though. No pandering, no bullshit, he'll just tell you like how he sees it and don't give a shit if you're offended.

  6. Well it can be observed that Trevor Noah himself couldn't do jokes by himself on this and had to call some sensible jew colleague..otherwise he would'hv been charged as anti semitic.. Zionist influence on americal politics is all over..Republicans are infact the puppets of zionist thugs…BTW Zionism (twisted form of Judaismn) and Wahabism (twisted form of Islam) go hand in hand with each other and are source of evil in this world.

  7. Because Hanukkah is certainly the most important Jewish holiday… (cough, cough… only after Yom Kippur, Rosh Hashanah, Sukkot, etc.)
    The same way… how many Christians will say that Christmas is the most important Christian holiday… John 3:16 and the symbol of the cross… neither of them are about the birth of Christ. They are about His death and redeeming. Easter (preceeded by Lent) is the definition of Christianity!

    …not to mention how many of these holidays in these, or other religions are actually rooted in astrological pagan traditions… whether they be the celebration of, and supernatural attributions to the winter solstice or the spring equinox.

    Superstitions and sales yay! Fuck actual facts, or even history!

  8. Maybe we pronounce this wrong in UK but we say it as hum-mus so haam-as how Carson said it is fine as that sound uite different.

  9. is Ben Carson really a brain surgeon??? has he actually operated on anyone??? it's just hard to believe. what happened to him? he went republican, and his iq flew out of the window?

  10. The worst thing that have happened to Israel trough 65 years? I am not sure if i am wright, but i think that maaaaaybe, just maybe they started the war invading another country's land.

  11. Personally, I would've loved for the Jewish correspondent to be Daniel Avidan. But I have a bit of a one track mind.

  12. hahahah i already knew it americans and israel hahaaaahh obama is better than among all you guyz combined and he supports israel just while isreal takes over the US hehehe

  13. 1:37 Problably a jew laughing in the background, for those who don't know, mishigas is the yiddish word for craziness.

  14. see, now thats the kind of show that will never air on french tv, believe me guys ! a jew mocking jews on tv is NOT possible !! talk about "liberté-égalité-fraternité" all you want, my country is nothing but lies and liars, cowards and fake news (you guys, suffer that too in the US, i feel for you), yet the show proved to me that america is far more advanced than france in terms of freedom of speech.

    france what is allowed on tv : talking shit about Islam/Muslims/Africans/People from eastern europe
    france what is NOT allowed : criticizing israel/jews/gays

  15. To be fair, if you form a whole coalition around Judaism you should expect this sort of response. When you have a hobby that other people don't know anything about, you very quickly learn the small list of things people will say about it. I can't tell you how many people respond to "I like to draw" with "I can't even draw a stick figure". The problem is, until you know more about the things you're talking about, you're always going to sound like an idiot.

  16. Ow! My brain hurts… what in the heck was that guy talking about, "Jewish friend"??? Positive stereotypes are nothing new (ex: "Asians are good at math"), but "Jewish person = great friend" is a new one to me! What a weird nonsensical thing for "his mother" to say! What's next; "Armenians are the best interior decorators"? "Nigerians make great babysitters"? "Koreans are highly skilled puppeteers"?

  17. Man! How did these people think this was the way to make a connection? Everyone of them oozed pretentious pandering. I'm black and I felt embarrassed! Is this what it takes to persuade multi-billion dollar wealthy Jews to part with their hard-earned money? Wow!

  18. I realized trump is gonna win long before november, it was clear by the time jewish pm spent in trump tower and twice as less at hillary crib

  19. it's been 65 years of hell for the true natives of that land, Palestinians!! zionists are NOT jews. they are super fascist terrorist atheist regime. real Jewish brothers are Neturei karta

  20. Jews are way overrepresented in government and in top corporate roles. Stupid college kids complain about "white privilege" but they never talk about Jewish privilege which is the real problem.

  21. Jared Kuchner is Polish Jew. His family came from Poland as refugees. Bernie Sanders is Polish Jew. Merzvinsky (husband of Chelsea Clinton) is Polish Jew. There are numerous Polish Jews in Goldman Saks. Are Polish Jews taking over America?

  22. so much antisemitism in the comments here…. there are more liberal Jews than conservative Jews in America and multiple sects of Judaism within America…. just remember that.

  23. the pronunciation of humus is not even remotely close to what this dude said. Making fun of someone because he is pronouncing something not as wrong as the rest of your country feels kind of redicoulus.

  24. I love that they choose a representative in the show for any minority they talk about, makes it really diverse and they are not faced by any discrimination issues.

  25. When I was a kid back in the 70s there was this commercial ~ it was an older gentleman and his grandson and they were in a fishing boat and the little boy says to his grandfather "my friend Jimmy said that i was prejudiced" and his grandfather said "well who is Jimmy?" and the young boy answers "he's my Jewish friend" to which he replied "well then you are prejudiced because you think of Jimmy as your Jewish friend and not just as your friend"

  26. Leftist laughing at antisemitic jokes on liberal tv. This is not even funny, just because trevor noah is black and the guy making jokes was jewish means they can say whatever they want i guess and no outrage on huffpost articles

  27. Hahaha… i see that u americans all didnt know, that Trump is a big fat Zionist Jew himself… if he was just a Jew, that be cool.. but he is as Zionist as a zionist can be… look at him kissing the wall of Jerusalem like jews do.. did he visit the holy land as a christian?? Nope.. as a Jew.. wearing a little jewish hat on his head. Kissing Netanyahu's ass.. n netanyahu visiting europe were all the undercover zionist prime ministers of europe welcomed the tyrant n asked him to drop his pants so that they can all kiss his ass as well… oh Lord, all our people in Europe n america have been fooled, thinking those well spoken leaders were of our tribes.. but no, they tricked us, now that they are in power, they drop their masks n announce their jewish heritage n loyalty to the zionist cause of world dominion…

  28. Instead of yelling "We've lived it!", he should have shouted "We're doing exactly that to the Palestinians!" And, BTW, America has its own Genocide to come to terms with and we're getting sick of the constant whining and "Look at poor me!" crap which, somehow, we do not hear from Native Americans, Armenians, Bosnians, Kurds, or others deliberately targeted with mass murder. Nor do we hear from the many more who died in the camps who were not Ashkenazi but hated fascism. Why has one voice claimed all of the pain of World War Two? And what is it about this guy that, at about 3.50, I was done? I can't say one specific thing…although the clips were disgusting in a glory hole kind of way. Money. Without money on the table, anyone in that lineup of America's Least Competent would be more than happy to assist their audience into cattle cars. This is America's 'greatness', fawning, belly-crawling hypocrisy.

  29. There were two primary types of portrayal of the Jews(democrats/enemies) that were oddly at contrast, but aimed at achieving the same objective. Jews(democrats/enemies) were either portrayed as seedy, degenerate,ugly, masses associated with vermin, or they were portrayed as greedy, fat, and unpleasant elements who sided with the enemy. There is a reason why the Nazis(republicans) chose such a portrayal, and why this even worked in the first place. By picking only relatively unpleasant looking Jewish(democrats/enemies) attributes, and by choosing to portray Jews(democrats/enemies) in only an unpleasant manner, the Nazis(republicans) applied Selection Bias to elicit several other cascading biases. By taking advantage of the Negativity Bias inherent human nature, wherein we pay more attention to negative images, the Nazis(republicans) succeeded in associating Jews(democrats/enemies) with those unpleasant mental images. This created a Clustering Illusion,where people were conditioned to see unpleasantness in the Jewish(democrats/enemies) population when there was none present. Doing so,particularly in combination with the Nazi(republicans) portrayal of the non-Jewish, "Aryan"(republicans) German as a superior individual helped perpetuate just that – a Superiority Bias. This, in turn, created an environment of Self-ServingBiasofbehavioralconfirmation, where all responsibility for the success of NaziGermany(The United States) was claimed by the Germans(republicans), and the blame for allfailures were laid on the Jewish(democrats/enemies) population. As this continued, it created an environment which rejected any evidence contrary to the established paradigm – i.e. the superiority of "Aryans"(republicans) and their corresponding success, and the contrasting inferiority of Jewish(democrats/enemies) population and its burden for all its failures. Once again, this succeeded in creating yet another decision-makingbiasinthepopulation,theSemmelweis Reflex, where Nazi(republican) propaganda of Jewish(democrats/enemies) inferiority and blame was accepted without question even incases when contradictory evidence was present

  30. Please don't vote for Lindsey Graham! They're using Jewish people just like they used Hispanics to win their votes.

  31. This is what happens when your country's foreign policy is the second coming and your history book is an evangelical bible.

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