♪♪ It’s not like I want
to be murdering my fellow YouTubers. – [gunshot]
– [yelp] The exposure
is amazing. Let us begin,
shall we? Okay, this is happening. Here we go. [digital sounds] I like good old-fashioned
conversation, two people silently
texting each other. We’re talking about
the end of the world.
– [high-pitched scream] Everyone’s gonna die. I want love. COMPUTER: No match found. You could try dudes. You’re attacked by
College Humor, but don’t worry,
they’re all, like, 30 and out of shape.
Oh my back! He thought that
centaurs were real. I wasn’t sure! You’re all out of your damn
mind! That’s enough out of you potty
mouth! – I’ll be there for you.
– [quick, stiff applause] ♪♪ Twerk it – Oh, God.
– [laughing] [moaning] Let’s get jiggy
with it. What? ♪♪