Hey guys, so I currently look and feel like a potato as someone sneezed on me over Christmas break. *groaning* Don’t get too close to the screen, I might infect you. But, I DID find some bloopers on an old hard drive from mine and Dan’s videos, and I–heh–we completely forgot about them, but I thought you guys might like to see them. So without further ado, and before I sneeze all over the camera, Here we go… Hey, uh, does your, uh, external vial–*laughs* Ey, uh, does your external valve cont–what does, what is it? Dan: “Does your external valve connect to the main flow pipe”. Phil: *chuckles* Yeah… …it doesn’t. Clearly. Um… Ey uh, does your external valve come–what? Dan (annoyed): “Connect”. Phil (repeating): Connect. D: You should do a clap. P: No. Uh, this is…the sitting! *claps* D: “The sitting”. It started to get really bad in the first few days of 2017 so we called out the gas mask–“gas mask” *mocking* “we called out the GAS MASK”–we called out the gas MAN… Deoxyribloo… D-deoxyribonucleic acid is– It’s a molecule… Deoxybla– Deoxyribonucleic acid is a molecule that kl– *speaking gibberish* Eh boo gey bababa? Ellob–abababababababa? Eh bababababababa? A bab a yoob a djable bla? Iszhab abwa a bwa baba? Eygubas a bab a bababa? Lab zhab bwab a zhuh bababwa. *singing* Guess the criiiiime so many alarms I really need *speaking* to move out of this apartment! *whispering* shut up, I can’t film videos! *sneeze* *laughs* That was close! *coughs* *disgusted noise* Euh-uh… P: Sorry, do it again? D: *laughs* D: *joking* “I wasn’t ready! P: *repeats* I wasn’t ready. D: Touring the world, and standing under the spotlights… P: You’re doing a *lot* of this. D: Good. I love finger guns. P: *laughs* P: *laughs* Don’t do that! P: *mumbling* Stop it! *deeply* Noooo! D: *evil cackling, slowly getting more hoarse* D: Pure masculinity. P: Help. This is normally when you add your color–*trips, clears throat* *hisses* This–*laughs*–I’m having problems speaking. *demonic hissing noise* D: Yasss. P: That was horrible. First face. Second face? Third face. Okay D: Give people some context, here. P: Good scene. D: This is– this is the bath mat, tucked into my underwear. P: Do you feel like a sea lion? D: I feel like… D: …I constantly surprise myself of how low I can go on YouTube. P: Good job. P: Eh, uh, does your external valve connect to the main flow pipe? D: What the f*** is this voice supposed to be? P: Pl-pl-plumber? Or, what’s it called– gas man. D: …Sure. P: London… How’s a London man speak? D: I don’t f***ing know. Hazel: What would you delete from your internet history? H: (Reading) All that porn, probably. *everyone laughs* P: /All/ that porn. Tom: I love the– T: I love the– the lack of conviction. T: All that porn, /probably/. D: Maybe just, like… D: Leaves it as his home screen? D: (Mumbled) I don’t really know. T: (Forcefully) Hazel. Incognito mode. Come on. H: I like to live life on the edge, some. D: Just leave it there! Just leave it there. H: Just leave it open. T: Just dropping hints, for the world. D: You open my laptop… well, you get what’s coming to you. P: Yep…
H: You never know… D: Two furries, tied to a bed. P: Ohh…
D: Ehm… T: (Laughing) They’re /both/ tied to the bed?
*overlapping* P: Who tied them there?! T: Who did this?! H: It’s just, like– Like a live feed… H: …Of two furries tied to a bed!
D: It’s just watching them escape, yeah. H: Like Saw?!
D: Like some Houdini stuff. P: That’s what the next Saw movie is. D: (Laughing) I like watching two furries slowly die D: from dehydration.
*laughing* T: (Emphatically) No! P: Oh, my face hurts. D: It– It’ll be two days, ’cause
the fursuit makes them really warm. H: I know what my next horror movie is, I guess. P: That’s the name of it– P: Two furries tied to a bed.
H: Two furries tied to a bed. D: (Softly) Hooray… P: So! There we go, hope you enjoyed that, and it gave you at least one LOL. If you want some more PREMIUM DAN AND PHIL CONTENT we made a video every day leading up to Christmas Eve in GAMINGMAS…2017. I’ve put a link on the screen which should be there…Now! And, also… You should come see us on tour! I promise I will not sneeze on you in the crowd. We’ve still got tickets available: DANANDPHILTOUR.COM! It’s gonna be the best thing to look forward to in 2018. I will see you very soon. …Achoo! This is the color the inside of my nose.