Fate of the Internet – RAP NEWS 35 – feat. Dan Bull

Fate of the Internet – RAP NEWS 35 – feat. Dan Bull


Rap News in effect! The time has arrived to delve in the depths of the very medium that permits us to connect: The Internet. In existence for only a short time, as we know it today, yet it has already changed the course of history in notable ways. Its advent has been a Revolution against centuries of centralised control over the flow of information; It’s been a Revelation, like the mythical grail, giving us access to vast knowledge on a biblical scale; It has marked an Evolution, markedly extending human consciousness far past our previous limitations. But the Internet is still in its youthful stages, still very much evolving and changing. And since its fate and that of humanity are deeply merged and connected it would be wise to give it our urgent attention; for beneath the surface tension, the Internet is a violent war zone With rival forces fighting to shape it, and vying for control like…
– Zuckerberg, bitches, I’m back on my grind! I’ve left my Mark on the Net and every bastard alive Well, actually not quite: billions are still sadly deprived of the sacred right to connect their asses online… – You can provide the Internet planet wide?
– Damn right! – Great! How?
– Behold my scam… er: plan. It’s tight! Internet.org: which sounds like ‘Internet’ but is actually shite We’ve scrapped net neutrality and our competitors’ sites. It’ll be like ‘yo, guys, Here’s the Internet’… Psych! Cos these suckers will only see the Zuckernet. Like! Internet: this is what you too will resemble in time, a walled garden, nothing like the wild forest you were in your prime – I’m inspired! And you’ll provide our usual backdoor to spy on all those brown… I mean new users?
– For sure! – Ah, another force fighting to shape the Net’s form. General Baxter from the NSA: Can you hear us?
– Of course! We hear everything. Hey, bros! This is your big bro, good day We’ve been watching you, and we know you’re afraid. Of course you are: the net is dangerous place, true: full of terrorists like ISIS, Anonymous, the Russians… and YOU! – What should we do?
– Simple: do nothing. We’ll keep you totally safe if you just stay out of our way while we make this place into the most potent array for global surveillance humanity has ever known to this day – Don’t be led astray! This NSA is part of a wack plan – Terence Moonseed, you’re back!
– This may be my last chance to fact slam the fascists with my research and hack every bandwidth Before they use the internet to mentally hijack the very language that we brandish every day to communicate, we are now in a battle And the Googilluminati are building a tower of Babel using the net to trap us in a web to feed Baphomet reducing us to babbling emoji addicts,
and rebranding the Alphabet But I have the key to reclaim the Net and boost the truth through To find out more: Like me on Facebook and subscribe on YouTube! – Like!
– Ha ha! Moon-nut! You are Dumb as Fuck – Shut up, Baxter! Don’t you have more
female soldier rapes to cover up?? – Ok, let’s speak to another key player on the Internet stage Julian Assange.
– Hello. – What’s your vision of the Net’s fate? – Moongeek’s right: it’s a battle, we have to fight rigorously. But not by getting lost in idle conspiracies. The truth is we ourselves are responsible for turning the Net into nineteen-eighty-four, lured into the commercial surveillance complex by “free services”. Wake up, Internet: we’re building our own
prison, and being interned in it There’s only one effective weapon to end our complicity; Go underground, hide our tracks, by using cryptography! It’s cheap and can resist any superpower to the bitter end Then we’ll hold the private key to saving the Internet. – Save the Internet? That’s just incredibly Ghey Internet, just give the finger to anyone attempting to shape your way of thinking with lame political stuff, just Listen: The Internet is at its best when zero fucks are given. Social Justice Warriors? PC pussies? Feminism? That’s all gayer than Gay Rights!
What, you fags, I’m kidding! Seriously, though: don’t spoil the lulz
for us straight white males by giving a voice to minorities online. That’s oppression! – Dirty infidel kufs, tremble before the might of ISIS We hold the Internet hostage and it’ll be our pride to sacrifice it. Unless our demands are met, we’ll set fire to it plunging your lives into crisis… – Moving on: believe it or not before the Internet appeared to us People used to get their info from the Mainstream Media Let’s tune into those channels now and check the net effects: – This is Brian Washington on MSMBS Headlies Tonight: Mainstream media is under threat from too many people now choosing to get their news from the Internet These cyber-terrorists are massacring TV ratings. It’s a jihad! We’ve had to adapt using hashtags. Tweet that! In the global battle to stay relevant we’re fighting so hard. Even in Australia; is that right?
– Ken Oathcarn Murdoch media here, trynna infiltrate and swamp the online with bullshit to make it as asinine as what we provide. – And besides, even if that fails we can always rely on the NBN to make Australia’s Net the dodgiest you can find – Brilliant, Ken. And what about the Russian media – Ivan Sakamunev, Priviet Russiya. You weak western media, while you are losing Russia learn way to beat Internet, using YouTube, troll armies, and this cable news thing to make you Question Everything, Except Putin. – Expose everything! Unite!
– Encrypt everything, twice! – Accept these terms: sign!
– Embrace the dark side – Change to survive!
– Don’t change: You’re just fine.
– Lies! – Idiots! – Infidels! – Terrorists! – Fascists! – Fags! – Like! – Right, calm down everyone! It seems the only effective way we’ll know for sure who among you will shape the Net’s fate is to consult directly with the Internet’s central brain via this Interwebs Consciousness Interface Mainframe… Hello?
– Greetings Internet denizens! – Many thanks for appearing as a guest and manifesting in human form, so that we can commence conversing direct. Let’s interact: how are you progressing, Internet? – I’ve come a long way since the Arpanet where hardly any terminals are connected. A limited infant, slow… despite every effort I took forever to load text. And pics… ah forget it! But then I hit puberty, my neural nets extending, connecting humans through countries.. hemispheres anything via fibre optical cables crossing the ocean tables expanding to fleets of satellites wi-fi signals orbiting the planet My exponential connective potential
was unleashed as my bandwidth increased to enable 4k YouTube streams to splash on the screen and my particular passion – gaming! – Skyrim, Battlefield, COD, World of Warcraft, League of Legends, Assassin’s creed Now as an adolescent I’ve ascended heights sending endless terabytes of news, cute pets, Darkwebs, forums, and feeds of every type Bitcoin blockchains, VPN, Porn, Code, Tor nodes, Clouds, memes… I’m in the prime of my life; …and you’d all be fucked without me. – You’ve achieved so much and in such a short era too Yet you’re still young… with your whole life ahead of you What do you want to become when you reach adulthood? – Personally, I wanted to be a cat breeder. (Cats are cute!) But ultimately the choice is yours, not mine to make: Would you like me to enforce a police state? Right this way. Or I can be an ally in the fight against all forms that power can take. I could be your playground… or a profit-driven market place The real question’s not which one of these paths to chase; but whether you can pursue them all – in a balanced way, So that they keep each other in check with restraint without letting any one of them dominate. Because for certain, isn’t everyone’s
hope to grow into a balanced person? Thank you, Internet, for speaking to us tonight in the guise of a human at this critical juncture in your young life, reminding us that we gave birth to you, and as such are the ones responsible for how you grow up. Like proud parents, we are curious, and anxious, to discover it, for your fate and ours are utterly linked you’ve brought us Revolution,
Revelation, Evolution, and on top of this You clearly have the potential to also bring us Apocalypse. A soaring thought, I admit: but given
the powers you possess in your wires if you really were a human we might call you, “Messiah”. The Netssiah? Could this be what the Internet is, after all? The reason why it’s transpired? We imagined a saviour would one day come in a human body Instead, our yearning manifested itself as a tool, a technology. Could this be the outcome of our messianic prophecies? the corollary of billions of lives, dreams, battles, and odysseys? Being conscious of this moment, however you wish to imagine it, is the first step in shaping the
fate of the Internet, and thus humanity. This is Robert Foster, signing off.
It’s been a sincere privilege examining the ways in which
history is happening – here on the Internet. Subtitles by .koolfy

100 thoughts on “Fate of the Internet – RAP NEWS 35 – feat. Dan Bull

  1. this is fucking beautiful, your rap brings awareness on a musical level. I would totally discuss this. JVgurl on twitter look at my followers first please

  2. The internet (Dan Bull) is super adorable and lovable!
    "I wanted to be a cat breeder. Cats are kyoot.""'Cos for certain, doesn't everyone want to be a balanced person?"
    I now greet every group or individual: "Greetings internet denizens!"

  3. Guys, I'm going to miss this shit. Thanks for all the entertaining and educational 5-8 minutes every so often, they are all tops!

    Looking forward to see what JuiceMedia concocts in the future. Good luck!

  4. 4:15
    "Question everything… Except Putin!"
    It makes me happy they used their last episode to take a shot at RT their employers.

  5. You should check ethereum, it is like a secure virtual machine on top of the internet that runs applications which cannot be brought down by hackers or governments.

  6. Giving voices to minorities online?

    Shit like forcing people to accept code from some person who is "X race" forcing the adding of compiled libraries which weren't vetted by anyone. Then when it was discovered that it had security holes several people argued: "That it was not the place of a white programmer to correct the code of a POC (programmer of color)."

    You see this shit goes to the very top, and no government hates protected classes. The protected class is always dependent on the goodwill of the nobilites, and us plebians have to realize that these suckers are just lining up to be used to line their pockets.

    Because without being told your are an inferior idiot every day there is no way to fix your failures. You will be destroyed by beneficial -isms, just as surely as being denied education for who you are.

  7. This is very true. There is a war happening on the internet, all these different factions fighting in a messy, un controlled, bloody, war. And, for the first time, I dont know who is most likly to win. I am on the side of the encryptest guys, but the most powerful is "big brother" but the YOLO clan are the biggest in numbers. Terroism is scarry but not exactly a real threat when it comes to the intenet. I dont know who is going to win but hopefully things will turnout for the best.

  8. It's suprising to think it's almost been 2 years since Hugo was on the last rap news. I'll really miss rap news but at least thejuicemedia is still producing content. Thank you guys for making an amazing show!

  9. i hope you check out bitnation, blocknet and xcurrency …i know there are lots of factions of the global revolution but these are the ones i've been watching. you're a new one to me 😀

  10. You guys MUST bring Hugo back for one final episode about Crypto currency and it's base world changing technology Blockchain. PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!

  11. The “Fate of the Internet” will be done as we know it once the corporate right wing gets done with it. Oh well. That’s what Assange wanted when he pushed for Trump. Get your wallets out. That’s 1% capitalism and corporate control of the internet.

  12. This is so great and creative. Just pure awesome. Really does a lot to expose people to many different viewpoints while being funny and irreverent. If only all media thought so boldly and critically.

  13. RED ALERT RED ALERT Science will not save us from Science. We need to save ourselves from GLOBAL WARMING. If the U.N. had a plan it would start something like this.

    1. The world’s total population would have to accept to not bring children into this world for the next 20 years. ( there are plenty of children that need love and a home )
    2. People that would likre to end their lives should be legally and socially accepted.( euthanasia) (a persons dignified right)😀
    3. All wars must stop today. ( people get to go home to live in there own places )
    4. The automobile industry must stop producing Fossil Fuel Powered social vehicles ending 2017. ( people get to still have a job in the motor industry building alternative vehicles )
    5. All countries that can ,will need to produce their own products (reducing ocean travel fuel burn)( sustain a work force)
    6. All global business will need to move investment to full blown Renewable energy supply. ( they and their investors still make money )
    7. All countries will need to grow billions of tons of Indian Hemp. The hemp will provide for a huge carbon store by making everything you can from it. Replacing all petrochemical products. (diversity will create contentment and PEACE and UNDERSTANDING. )
    8. Socially all drug addicts will be supplied with there drug of choice at a place of convenience. At a cost that will cover the cost. ( social rest,the end of the black market and the decline in overall drug use and deaths.)
    9. The amounts of Fossil Fuels (burnt) in the countries that will still need them will be calculated so as to keep the atmosphere stable as the gasses are reduced. ( the second and third world people will still have their first world comforts and thus we all become one world people accepting all cultures.) Sounds great hey.
    10. Understanding that there is a lot more to UNDERSTAND and DO to save LIFE. The Scientific COMMUNITY have a colossal job in helping to do this. We need all of us to DO this, ALL OF US. And the list goes on.
    (Patience and faith in one another)

    Imagine the UN achieving that, when they can’t even stop the ethnic cleansing that happens daily.

  14. I forgot how good Rap News is! Kudos!! You should do an episode about the Dark Web? if thats possible

  15. The most incredibly intelligent 'Video' on the dynamic effects of the Internet, on the World Wide Populace lives ever~!
    The most wonder channel ever~!

  16. Well we are heer, April 19th 2019. And guess what – thejucemedia – You got it right, And what a show. They are burning down the Churches, And filling up the jails. And God Bless ASSANG. Hiroshima & Nagasaki was just a preview of what is to come. Save a fat Bomb for the Georgia Guid Stones. Amen.

  17. You 're a gold nugget i just discovered from France, i'm gilet jaune, we have the same fight.

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