Hashtags: #WhyIGotFired

Hashtags: #WhyIGotFired


-Now I thought I’d share
some of my favorite “Why I Got Fired” stories
from you guys. This first one’s from
@Mishel0107. She says… [ Laughter, applause ] -[ Laughs ] Is that a vodka? -This one’s from @BarChefPro.
-BarChefPro? This person would know
what’s in a rum and coke. -He says… -Well…
[ Cheers and applause ] -Honesty — Honesty’s the best policy.
-Yeah. -[ Chuckles ] [ Slurred ] How many drunk days
are we allowed? -Yeah. [ Slurred ] Well,
they didn’t know how to make the rum and coke.
-[ Laughs ] Had some rum. -And Captain Morgan
beat the crap outta me. -[ Laughs ] [ Normally ] This one’s from
@virgogirl93. I wonder if she went to school
with my friend Mark Reeves. [ Laughter ] She says…
-I doubt it. [ Cheers and applause ]
-That’s right. It is worth it to get an
autograph from Ryan Reynolds. I love that dude. This one’s from @Hollyb32. She says… -Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ] -♪ The future is here ♪ ♪ The future is here ♪ -[ Laughs ]
-Uh… This one’s from
@MargoBe08471590. [ Laughter ]
It’s so catchy. Just rolls off the tongue.
-Rolls off the tongue. -Very easy to remember. She says… ♪♪ ♪ Give me the music ♪ [ Laughter ] -That was Zelma.
-It’s getting. It’s getting. -It’s getting.
-No. Would you like — Was that a different song?
-“I’ve Got the Power.” -Oh.
-That’s “I’ve Got the Power” you’re thinking of. -♪ Everybody d– ♪
How’s it go? -♪ Everybody dance now ♪ [ Vocalizing ] ♪♪ -♪ I’ve got the power ♪ ♪♪ -♪ He-e-e-e-ey ♪ ♪ I’ve got the power ♪ -♪ It’s getting, it’s getting,
it’s getting kinda hectic ♪ ♪ It’s getting, it’s getting,
it’s getting kinda hectic ♪ -Love.
-Getting kinda hectic? But then if you’re in Walmart,
you’re like, “Uh, can you, uh,
help me move this TV?” -Yeah.
-“Because it’s getting, it’s getting,
it’s getting kinda heavy. ♪ It’s getting, it’s getting,
it’s getting kinda heavy ♪ ♪ It’s getting, it’s getting,
it’s getting kinda heavy ♪ ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ ♪♪ [ Laughter ]
-Which one? -“Everybody dance now,”
and then she’s like, “Give me the music,” right?
-Uh-huh. -Then she’s like…?
-[ Vocalizing ] -[ Vocalizing ] ♪♪ -Right.
-Oh, yeah. That’s good. -♪ I’m lovin’ it ♪ [ Laughter ]
-No, no, no. That’s a different song.
-No? Different one? -This one’s from @kidatheart216.
-Aww. She says,
“I booked a hotel overseas so my boss could attend
a conference. It turned out it was a brothel.”
-Oh. Oy!
-Oopsie. -Zoink!
-[ Chuckles ] It’s like,
“Someone got a raise. Hey.” -[ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] -This one’s from patchworkgreg.
Ooh, that sounds scary. -Ooh, that sounds spicy. [ Laughter ] -He says… [ Cheers and applause ] Why don’t you just pick up…?
-Yeah, fake phone. -You just pick the phone
and fake it. He probably got charged for it.
-[ Laughs ] -Minutes — ah, whatever. This one’s from hweir222. He says… -Oh!
[ Applause ] I’m going to CVS.
-[ Imitates machine whirring ] This last one’s from
@MeganMary19. She says… There you go. Those are your
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100 thoughts on “Hashtags: #WhyIGotFired

  1. I'll probably get fired from my current job for a having a huge crush on one of bosses. Plus way out of my league

  2. idk if they did it already but a spinoff idea of this should be #mybestquittingstory or #badassquitting or whatever!

  3. "I'm calling in sick."

    "I don't believe you."

    Seriously? Unless you're my treating physician, your opinion on the matter means less than zero. I'm calling in sick. End of phone call.

  4. I taught a lady from india to stand up to a piece of work foreskin from cape breaton,(callem wallabies. Cant be a mainlander cant be a newfie) butbi digress. He was givin her the gears, i told her the next time she feels like cryin due to his sh&t yell him to go f:"& himself. Sure as balls i gots me a fired or a your not fitting here, best thing ever happened 10 years later i moved off the grid and was able to execute partial retirement at 30, stay ssfe people, your worst day upto todsy maybe the start of the best day of you life. #whyigotfired

  5. We had a guy try to see how many pizzas he could ring up at once. Turns out it's 1998, which made the total -$19560. He went to cancel it and placed it instead.

  6. Go to the gym and say could you help me get some exercise because I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting kind of heavy.

  7. Because dunkinโ€™ coffee is better.

    A co worker of mine was closing (at a large grocery store) and he made an announcement: โ€œTo the lady in aisle 10 with a full cart, we are closing in 5 minutes. Please bring your cart up front to the registers.โ€ She left the store and the full cart. The workers had to return all items to the shelves. He didnโ€™t get fired but was moved to overnight shifts, when the store was closed ๐Ÿคฃ

  8. We have had someone get fired for eating a grape. Grocery store by the way. We also had someone fired for giving a customer 7 pennies. She tried to keep from opening a roll of nickels by giving pennies at the end of her shift. Offense was taken.

  9. I worked with a bad bartender. Someone came and asked for 3 olives (the booze) and soda. She gave him 3 olives on a napkin and a coke.

  10. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ The last one! What's wrong with trying to have the best of both worlds? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ โ˜•๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ˜‡

  11. Sometimes the jokes just go on and on and on. We get it already. And dude on the side needs to leave. Heโ€™s not funny.

  12. Is there a segment on most common reasons people get fired from the people who got fired? I feel college classes won't prepare managers to do their jobs right, so they fire people for the wrong reasons.

  13. Former starbucks barista here, you dont get fired for bringing dunkin donuts to work. You can bring in whatever outside food and drink you want to the breakroom, as long as it's not alcohol or drugs. Super fake.

  14. My friend and I each printed 300 blank sheets of paper during our typing final.

    All the good students freaked out because the test was graded/timed based on how fast you turned in the printed sheet to the teacher.
    This was early 90s, and sadly so was the teacher I think, so she couldnโ€™t figure out what was happening as blank sheet after blank sheet continued to pour out both printers.
    Mass hysteria.

    That Fuddruckers stunt must have been HILARIOUS!

    Anyone still reading who likes to fuck around at work, bring crazy glue and a handful of coins to work.
    The gift that keeps on giving.
    (Iโ€™d suggest avoiding cameras which I didnโ€™t have to worry about as a deviant teen)

  15. Like does everyone on the internet not understand people lie and make things up? Some of these things people got fired over arent even believable or legal in some cases. Come on people , stop being so gullible! Also I know this is old but I always read comments and it really made me sad for some of you!

  16. My husband got fired as a teenager from the Hungry Fisherman Restaurant. He was washing dishes and got hot. They would not give him a break, so he went in the freezer and ate their ice cream.

  17. Wtf.. is it legal to get fired if you work at some chain, like Starbucks, and you happen to buy something from any competitor within the same market?

  18. Whatโ€™s wrong with the guy who is standing and giving running commentary. He always link the previous tweet with the current one and tries to make joke.

  19. You can buy a bottle of rum and 2 liter of Coke for the same cost as 2 rum and cokes at a bar.
    Ripoff. Stay home , drink and cry alone. It's better

  20. The lead singer of C+C Music factory : Geez I'm in trouble. I can't make my mortgage payment.

    Phone: buzz buzz! Hey this is your manager. Your sing was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. ABC just cut you a six figure check.

  21. I got fired for watching Jimmy Fallon hashtags when I was supposed to be working. Totally worth it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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