-Now, I thought I’d share some of my favorite #WhyIQuit
stories from you guys. This first one’s
from @soupymcsoupface. [ Laughter ] He says… [ Laughter and applause ] Right? Okay, Brain? -Nope.
Now I’m Soupy McSoupface. -Yeah. -I’ll show — I’ll show him! -I’ll show him, yeah. [ Laughter ] “You call me Brain, man?” -“You can’t call me Brain
at all, man.” -“Call me Soupy McSoupface.” This one is from @toshoonly. -Toshoonly. -“To,” like t-o. -Like “too shoon”? -Toshoon. -It’s been too shoon.
-Too shoon. Too soon. [ Laughter ] Toshoonly.
She says… [ Laughter and applause ] -What?! -Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Let’s go! Come on!
-Come on, Brain! [ Percussion
imitating hoofbeats ] -What in the world?
“Come on, Brain!” -“Don’t be slippin’
on that wet floor!Piso mojado!”[ Laughter ] -This one’s from @brennancarrow. She says… [ Laughter and applause ] You’re next. -[ Deep voice ]
You’re next. [ Gravelly voice ] Redrum,
Mrs. Torrance. [ Laughter ] This one’s from @kschmooze. [ Laughter ] That’s her real last name.
-Yeah, that’s her last name. -Yeah, Schmooze.
-Kathryn Schmooze. -Kathryn Schmooze. [ Laughter ] She says… -Oh!
-Come on, man. -That’s not good.
-What? Come on, dude. -Come on, man. -This one’s from
@johnathanyoung. He said… -Come on.
That’s entrapment! -Come on, that’s catch-22. [ Laughter ] Hey, Brain, you got a knife? -Yeah, yeah, Brain. This one’s from @yzracer81.
He says… I don’t — I don’t know. -That wasn’t about work. -[ Laughs ] I don’t know, man.
-Yeah. -This one is from
@captainharris1. He says… This place gets robbed? -A lot.
-I’m getting out of here. [ Applause ] Last one’s from @verambassi. She says… I’m taking off.
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