Hashtags: #WhyIQuit

Hashtags: #WhyIQuit

-Now, I thought I’d share some of my favorite #WhyIQuit
stories from you guys. This first one’s
from @soupymcsoupface. [ Laughter ] He says… [ Laughter and applause ] Right? Okay, Brain? -Nope.
Now I’m Soupy McSoupface. -Yeah. -I’ll show — I’ll show him! -I’ll show him, yeah. [ Laughter ] “You call me Brain, man?” -“You can’t call me Brain
at all, man.” -“Call me Soupy McSoupface.” This one is from @toshoonly. -Toshoonly. -“To,” like t-o. -Like “too shoon”? -Toshoon. -It’s been too shoon.
-Too shoon. Too soon. [ Laughter ] Toshoonly.
She says… [ Laughter and applause ] -What?! -Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Let’s go! Come on!
-Come on, Brain! [ Percussion
imitating hoofbeats ] -What in the world?
“Come on, Brain!” -“Don’t be slippin’
on that wet floor!Piso mojado!”[ Laughter ] -This one’s from @brennancarrow. She says… [ Laughter and applause ] You’re next. -[ Deep voice ]
You’re next. [ Gravelly voice ] Redrum,
Mrs. Torrance. [ Laughter ] This one’s from @kschmooze. [ Laughter ] That’s her real last name.
-Yeah, that’s her last name. -Yeah, Schmooze.
-Kathryn Schmooze. -Kathryn Schmooze. [ Laughter ] She says… -Oh!
-Come on, man. -That’s not good.
-What? Come on, dude. -Come on, man. -This one’s from
@johnathanyoung. He said… -Come on.
That’s entrapment! -Come on, that’s catch-22. [ Laughter ] Hey, Brain, you got a knife? -Yeah, yeah, Brain. This one’s from @yzracer81.
He says… I don’t — I don’t know. -That wasn’t about work. -[ Laughs ] I don’t know, man.
-Yeah. -This one is from
@captainharris1. He says… This place gets robbed? -A lot.
-I’m getting out of here. [ Applause ] Last one’s from @verambassi. She says… I’m taking off.
There you have it. Those are our “Tonight Show”
hashtags. To check out
more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

100 thoughts on “Hashtags: #WhyIQuit

  1. I watched Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and the Tonight Show w/ Fallon. And SNL before all that. Comedy is supposed to be an ESCAPE. I have a chronic illness and am home and bedbound a lot and his show has brought me joy and happiness. BUT, since all the political bullish*t talk of ALL late night hosts, it's no longer an escape and enjoyable for me. It's not fun, it's stressful and hurtful at times. Furthermore, collectively these bashing late night shows are helping to fuel the hate in this country. Not talking just Jimmy, he may be the least offensive…and I still love him apart from the political ish. But in ascending order, him, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, and Colbert. They have to realize when they repeatedly bash people in government, and generate upset and anger, not everyone is sane. Some people get fired up and turn to violence.

  2. If you people have such a huge problem with Jimmy then why are watching a video with him in it just to say you don't like him? Just doesn't make sense. Find some other show that you like. Jeez!

  3. Last one – the person was dumb af, open the drawer take out the papers, or turn it off by the power socket (if it was near)

  4. I dont understand how everyone says Fallon laughing at everything is fake or something I mean it might be or maybe he just likes to laugh. Like I laugh all the time. Once I laughed at the word "The" for like 5 minutes.

  5. My manager wouldn't approve a day off request to take finals for college. I worked two days a week (usually Tuesday and Thursday) and they changed it (after my request) so I worked on a day I usually never worked, Sunday. I only had the job to help pay for college. I didn't even give a two weeks notice. I hated that job.

  6. I have a cousin named Brian and at Christmas one year my mom put a tag saying, "To: Brain". It was hilarious and we still laugh about it. Too funny!!

  7. When that things happens (I mean the story with the printer), it's easy to find out who's fault it is (telling you as an IT guy )

  8. My previous job gave me so much stress that I would have severe cramps and diarrhea when I entered the building, breakouts all over my body (disgusting), emotional breakdowns, and therapy

  9. I worked as a retail manager in a department store, and the hiring manager… although I wore a name tag.. called my Cara the entire 6 months I worked there. My name is Shawna.

  10. I have asthma, and once quit a babysitting job after a 7 year old sat on my chest and wouldn't get up even though I couldn't breath.

  11. I once quite a job after they refused to pay me. Apparently I didn't work enough hours. That job was lousy. No air conditioning, long hours, bad pay, and sooo many rules. They would do everything they could to ensure they only had to pay you the minimum amount.

  12. Everyone laughs before the actual joke and at the names of the account LMAO๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. This 1 job I quit working at the hotel front desk, the boss/owner was such a prick that one of his employee's family members tried to steal his van. It got even worse when state police broke a prostitution ring (the state police station is less than 1/2 block away from the hotel).

  14. I had a manager refuse to change my name badge from Cynthia to Cindy because she said Cindy was just a nickname, even though that is my actual name.She disobeyed my availability and would change my schedule without notice, and I was the only one along with a new manager scheduled to close on Thanksgiving. Plus she kept asking customers if they needed help out to their cars and would only send ME to help. I honestly don't know how I lasted 2 months but i didn't even bother giving my notice, it was the only job where i simply stopped showing up.

  15. I worked the front desk of a hotel, what made me quit was a guy handed me his checkbook (this was 93) to spell his name. On the back was something slimy, soon as I checked him in I ran to the bathroom, the guy had shit himself and had poop on his checkbook.

  16. The one with the 'bad boy'wasn't funny to me. I'm a woman and I wouldn't have liked it if that happened to me.

  17. "Don't be slippin on that wet floor… Piso mojado" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ y'all got me fucked up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  18. I work at a coffee shop and my boss prevented me from using the coffee machine CUZ รM NOT TRAINED ENOUGH!!! unless I asked one of the responsible coffee girls which are all bitches I hate and they hate me ,,, so a coffee addict next to a coffee machine with all this rich coffee aroma I cant have! what a pity #WhyIQuit

  19. The โ€œyouโ€™re nextโ€ one at 1:18 was about the next babysitter quitting. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  20. If I was the boss in some workplace. Iโ€™d get a name tag that would say โ€œAsshole.โ€ So everyone who worked for me would call me that.

  21. The second one is a classic case of abuse! โ€œThe boss made me give him piggyback rides after we mopped the floor every night so there would be fewer footprints.โ€ This is insane and absolutely ridiculous!

  22. there was this kid in elementary school named Brian and somehow I ended up typing his name Brain 3 times accidentally. I swear to you as I did to him that it was accidental. He didn't believe me, and hated me for the rest of the time we were in the same school (the rest of elementary, middle, and high.) anyway I don't think I've typed brain when I meant Brian or vise versa in at least 7 years

  23. I was a nurse at one job and before I had any training done, the lady left me with her kid so she could go out for a night, the kid was low functioning autism, make matters worse he had gone poop for three days so she gave him a laxative before I got there. Letโ€™s just say it was a bad situation. I lasted one day and thatโ€™s #WhyIQuit

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