Hi So, my name is DAN. Nice to meet you. And this is my first proper video, I guess. Woo! I mean, I’ve kind of always wanted to be somebody that posts videos, but I guess I’ve never really had the confidence or the motivation. Says the person with tissue paper all over his face But that was until some really good friends I’ve made recently persuaded me to give it a shot And so I am. I sound nothing like this in real life, by the way. This laptop’s microphone make me sound like some pedophile/tramp/polar bear… Please don’t take it personally. (Dan gets mauled by a polar bear) My videos will probably be a variety of things, from, like, little skits to vloggy videos, or creative things. I’m gonna try to make them interesting and not all the same. Yeah, I’m gonna try my best not to just be one of those people who sits there like: “Hi..so, today kinda sucked. Uhh…went to college…and it was raining Yeah… It’s kinda awkward. Dunno what to say. Yeah. I’m probably gonna go now.” But yeah, I am gonna try my best to at least attempt to be entertaining. *random messing around* So yeah, if you could please click the yellow box of infinite happiness. ‘Cause I’m gonna start making videos quite soon. I’ve got loads of ideas, and I’ll try to post videos regularly. What have I done to my face? Bleh. Side note: Look what I woke up with! I just–I just woke up, and that was on my arm. What the f**k is that? It’s like some bloody person’s come up with a square brand and just impaled me in my sleep. Probably. So, yeah, if you’d like to subscribe, then I will love you forever and I will see you soon! *more messing around, this time with a drum beat in the background* *cough* What the f**k am I doing?