How To Become Tumblr Famous | Hunter Slingbaum

How To Become Tumblr Famous | Hunter Slingbaum


Hey guys, it’s Hunter. So, after last week, I got to thinking…you
know, who even watches my videos? Obviously I force my friends to watch my
videos, just so that I feel validated, but my last video got
almost 200 views and clearly I do not have that many
friends. So after looking at my demographics, I realized that you guys are coming all over the place Now all you guys have to be from Tumblr, my Tumblr people. Yes, yaaaasss, slay, queen, no, this isn’t working out. And since so many of you guys are from Tumblr, I decided to make a video for you. So this is How To Become Tumblr Famous Step Number One: You are going to need a Mac, of some sort, preferably with a cracked Apple righ there. For aesthetic, not because your mom backed up the car seat too much…into your laptop…and then broke it Step Number Two: You need to get rid of all of your friends. Just, they’re all gone you can’t have a life, basically This is because you are going to be spending all your time online lying to people about how great your
life is, instead of actually hanging out with people Tumblr famous, woo By the way, you can still have as many internet friends as you want, because according to everyone ever they just aren’t real. Step Number Three: You need to take the best selfies of your life, so you can get thirst follows, cause those are the only follows you’re going to get anyway. Bet you guys are all sitting there wondering, “Hunter, how do I take the perfect Tumblr selfie?” Now, fortunately, there are only a few easy steps that you need to follow to get the perfect Tumblr selfie. Kay, first off, you need pastel hair Give yourself pastel hair, you know, or some kind of like gray thing? Don’t forget to get it all in there You cannot have the pastel pixie look without pastel pixie pastel pixie hair Next off, you need an outfit that says, “I’m better than you, but I’m not going to say it out loud…follow me” And there you go, don’t you already feel so much better than everybody else? It’s in my eye x2 Don’t forget to refresh your hair woo And lastly, to take the perfect Tumblr selfie, you need to never smile. Master your look of, “Yes I am a model, but I’m also showing my anger for the patriarchy” And there you go, after you upload your selfies, you’re basically going to be famous, overnight. So enjoy the fame So much regret Ah, it’s in my eye Well that’s it for this week’s video. Hope you enjoyed, if you did, please give it a big thumbs up Also, subscribe to my channel. I am going to be trying to post videos every week. We’ll see how that works out. Anyways, I love you guys so so much and I will see you next week Bye! Social awkwardness, woo

7 thoughts on “How To Become Tumblr Famous | Hunter Slingbaum

  1. Oh my god I lost it at the pastel hair part. XD
    You're super funny. So glad I found this on Tumblr. I'm totally subscribing. 🙂

  2. For some reason I heard no sound on your video. So I did the close caption thing, so I could read what you were saying.it was cool and funny, especially when you sneezed!

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