Kill The Naughty Boy – Buddy System Ep8

Kill The Naughty Boy – Buddy System Ep8


Previously onBuddy System. You’re forgetting something.Aimee kills some dude with
her light bulb hat,
after Rhett and Link kill
their doppelgangers.
They infiltrate.
-RHETT: If Aimee finds out that we’re here, she could
just make a video telling our secret to everybody.-Rhett, I mean…
-O’dell Nobell.…almost gets Link’s phone.(loud snap)
-(gasp)-But…
-It’s like an amateur hour here!-Link, or…
-Sink Mirror!Spills the beans.That’s definitely not Rhett disguised as a flautist.-It’s getting real.
-Seriously?Buckle up!
(light bulb shatters)Strap in,and enjoy.(ominous music) Well, this didn’t really
turn out like we planned. Oh, no, actually, I was hoping
that your cover would be blown and we’d end up as Aimee’s
prisoners-slash-dates at some creepy warehouse prom. So thanks. You’re welcome. ♪ ♪ (footsteps approaching) You guys look great! Ah. I did my best to recreate your
tuxedos exactly like they were. Is everything fitting okay? Mine’s perfect. Yeah, the suit’s great,
but the whole part where we’re tied up against our
will, is pretty not cool. I don’t think you’re seeing this
from the proper perspective. Don’t you find it interesting
that here we are again, after all these years,
together at the prom. This is not the prom.
This is a kidnapping. (scoffs) Rhett… why do you always have to be
so disagreeable? -(laughs) Right?
-Right. Don’t agree with her. You guys! This is fate. The two of you…
came to me, and now we have the chance to
right the wrongs of the past, and spend the rest of our
natural lives together in one, never-ending prom. -That’s your cue.
-Oh, right. Sorry. (electronic music plays) Why have a mirror ball
and a punch bowl, when you can just have
the Mirror Punch Bowl! Watch it spin! That’s pretty cool. It launches next month. But you guys won’t need one, because you’ll have access
to that one at all times. AIMEE: Of course… I will have to come and go as…
(inaudible) Hey, hey. Wait right here. AIMEE: I must maintain my
worldwide business enterprise. AIMEE: But I have plenty of
food for you, including my patent pending
Aimee Shakes, which features a secret
proprietary protein blend. Assorted, if you will. It should enable you to continue
to slow dance with me indefinitely! -AIMEE: (laughing)
-Aimee! -(gasp) What?
-Yeah. Maxwell! No! Ninja, no! Stand down. AIMEE: Hey, man! You look great. -Oh, thank you.
-AIMEE: It’s been so long. -MAXWELL: Yeah.
-Hey, have you seen anybody? No, not really. Oh, but I heard
Trent’s a gynecologist. I heard that, too. (both): Makes sense. Wait, why does it make
sense to you? Because it’s a family business. (snaps finger) Right.
(laughs) Yeah. So I– (clears throat)
Aimee, you’re gonna have to let
Rhett and Link go. I am? And how exactly are you
planning on making me do that? I didn’t wanna have to do this.
But… (grunts) (grunts) (breathing heavily) Yeah. Sorry, guys. I don’t have
a lot of experience in weaponized magic,
but don’t worry, I’ll figure something out. (snoring) What is he doing? (both):
Power nap. AIMEE: Yes, I’ve heard those
increase cognitive performance. (electrical buzzing) AIMEE: But, if you don’t
set an alarm, you can sleep right through
whatever you’re preparing for. Now, I have something that
will make this absolutely perfect. Mandip! RHETT: Right, because up until
this point, it’s been almost perfect. (singing): Ah! My top hat. Yeah. I’ve held onto it
for all this time, hoping I’d have the opportunity
to see you wear it again. Here we go. Now, you said you wouldn’t wear
this back in high school, because it was stupid looking. It was and it is. (laughing) It’s not stupid looking. It’s not
stupid looking. Well, now you don’t
have a choice. (gasps) Oh!
(electrical buzzing) It’s the hat! It was the hat that made you
listen to her in high school. It’s some kind of
mind control thing. I call it the
ch-ch-ch-ch…. Persuasehat. But I have never been able to
get it approved to sell. I only had two prototypes,
and you just ruined yours. At least Linkie-poo
still has his, and he loves it. -Linkie-poo loves his hat.
-(giggling) Don’t listen to her, Link! Top hats don’t complement
your face shape! She’s controlling
your mind, man! With that amazing invention!
Ugh! Rhett is being a
very naughty boy. Rhettie-poo is being
a very naughty boy. I didn’t call him Rhettie-poo. Don’t call the naughty boy
Rhettie-poo. RHETT: (groans) ♪ ♪ (ballroom dance music)
(camera shutter sounds) MANDIP: Great. Why don’t
we try one where you both face
the same direction? Ooh, yes! No, Linkie, get your arms up– No. No, around me. Like this. Aimee…
(camera snapping) you gotta help me
understand something. You’re a successful business
mogul. -Thank you.
-You’ve created products that nobody thought they ever wanted
and made them into products that they need. I mean, without my Clock Rake,
I wouldn’t know when it was time to stop raking. -Bingo.
-But why this? Why take some sort of
mind control hat– -Persuasahat.
-Persuasahat– -Say it again.
-Persuasahat. One more time.
That’s how you’ll remember. -Persuasahat.
-Thank you. To force me and Link into
a never-ending prom? I mean, I feel like
we coulda been friends. I mean, not now.
Now that ya’ done this, this would be a really awkward
friendship. But, before this.
What’s the deal? AIMEE: You know what?
You’re right. I have created hybrid products
out of items people said couldn’t
be combined. I successfully brought together a plate and a pillow,
resulting in the– Plalow! Yes, it’s great. I even married two of
America’s passions: basketball and cinnamon, into the cinnamon-dusted
basketball. But you know what I couldn’t do? I couldn’t combine
the three of us into a healthy relationship. I consider it my greatest
and only failure. And now you’ve ruined it, because you destroyed your
Persuasahat. (dramatic music builds) So we’re gonna have to kill you! (gasp) Let’s get
a crazy one! ♪ ♪ AIMEE: Now, let’s see what
we have around here that can help us get rid of our
little party pooper. He pooped at our party.
He must die. AIMEE: (gasp)
We could burn him to death with the
Hot and Sticky Bra! It’s the world’s first bra
to feature two fully functional
hot glue guns. RHETT: Now, that’s a good idea. Not killing me, but, you know, extruding hot glue
from the nipple region. Nope.
We could suffocate him… withe Hoo Hoo Hoodie! It’s a sweatshirt for owls,
because owls get cold, too. RHETT: That makes sense. Again, not suffocating me,
but, owls have every right
to stay warm. Forget it. (sighs) This is tough! What… Stop the press. We got a winner! (gasp) The Tote ‘n Stab! “Muggers, beware. “This is the purse… “for the discriminating lady… “who won’t go down
without a fight.” (metallic swipe) A knife fight. -You’ve done it again!
-Thanks. Please don’t kill me with it. ♪ ♪ -MAN: Well, well!
-(scream) -MAN: I knew you’d show up for
some 20% off nachos. (scream)
-MAN: What? Rhett and Link are being held
captive by infomercial queen Aimee Brells at a never-ending
prom in her warehouse? (scream)
(bowling pins fall) Okay, sweetie. Now it’s time to kill
the naughty boy! Kill… the naughty boy. Link! I’m Rhett! I’m not the naughty boy! He’s… not the…
naughty boy? AIMEE: (sigh)
Is this thing set on max? Come on!
Okay. Now kill ‘im! Kill him… No… Link! I’m Rhett! I’m not the naughty boy! No! No, Link!
No! (horn blares) Don’t worry, guys!
I’m here! I’m coming! Sorry, fellas. Well, now we have
to kill this guy. -What was your name?
-George. -Big fan.
-Thank you. Okay, Hun-Bun.
Back to business. My business is killing party
pooping naughty boys. Link! No… no! MAN: Buck-kaw! Kaw! Rhett and Link!
We got this! (laughing) Didn’t see that
comin’, did ya? We’re like sharks.
Circle ’em! Circle ’em! Circle ’em up!
Circle it. Really sorry, guys. I should
have had more of a plan. I just thought we would
roller skate, er, blade… bladerskate– Shut up! Now we’re gonna
have to kill all of these rollerskladers. That’s what you should call it. That’s so good. Okay, do you have
any more friends who are gonna try to
come to help you? Um… (tinny dancing music playing) -Nope, that’s it.
-Okay. -You know the drill by now.
-Kill him. Do it. Link, no! Listen, I know you’re
still in there, man! Remember, I’m Rhett!
I’m your best friend! I’m your BFF! ♪ What if you
get buried alive? ♪ ♪ Who’s gon’ dig you out
from the ground? ♪ ♪ What if you choke
on some pie? ♪ ♪ Who is gonna squeeze
it back out? ♪ ♪ What if you got one hand in a
garbage disposal ♪ ♪ Then your other hand
switches it on? ♪ ♪ Who’s third hand is gonna pull
your first hand out? ♪ You know what, just give it to
me. I will do it. ♪ While their fourth hand… ♪
-AIMEE: I don’t have -the patience for this.
-Linkie Poo… doesn’t… -have to… listen to you.
-AIMEE: Link! No, no, Link. -You let go of that, if you–
-That’s right, Link! I’m gonna tell your secret
if you don’t stop. Don’t do it, Aimee! Mandip, get ready,
telescope this. -Periscope.
-AIMEE: If you don’t, I’m gonna tell the whole world. -RHETT: No, no, no, no, no…
-You stupid… Hi! Got just a tidbit for
everybody out there. -Shh, shh, shh, shh!
-AIMEE: Did you guys know that back in high school during our
senior trip to the Tokyo Zoo, Rhett and Link thought it’d be
real cute to see the giant panda exhibit, home to
Tan Tan and Mei Mei, who actually are the only couple
of beige pandas in the world, and while inside, they– Oh, yeah, that’s not good. If the user and the wearer are
the same person, it makes a feedback loop
that could theoretically– (electric buzzing) MANDIP:
Fries the brain. She ding… you ding! Sorry, Link, if I almost
killed you. Sorry I lied to you
about Space Camp. DJ Fresh Maxi 5000! Huh?
Wha, uh, uh… You know what to do. Oh, ho-ho, yeah! ♪ ♪ ♪ You need a BFF ♪ ♪ Best friends forever
Yes!
♪ ♪ BFF to help you out whenever
Yes!
♪ ♪ BFF, best friends forever
Yes!
♪ ♪ BFF to help you out
whenever ♪ ♪Oh BFF♪ (rapping): I was down on my
luck, at the end of my rope. About to give up,
but my friend said– Nope! I’m here for you.
I’m there for you. And I’ll do anything that
you need me to. If you were in a wreck and
needed a spine, I’d cut myself open
and give you mine! But then you’d never again
be able to stand! I’d happily live my life
as a jelly man! If I found out you had
a parasitic twin, I’d make that twin my
second best friend. I’m sure he’d be
an excellent guy, I don’t care if he’d be just
some teeth and an eye! ♪ You need a BFF ♪ ♪ Best friends forever
Yes!
♪ ♪ BFF to help you out whenever
Yes!
♪ ♪ BFF best friends forever
Yes!
♪ ♪ BFF to help you out
whenever ♪ ♪Oh BFF♪ MAN: Yeah! (all): Whoo! ♪ Need a BFF ♪ ♪ Best friends forever
Yes!
♪ ♪ BFF to help you out whenever
Yes!
♪ ♪ BFF, best friends forever
Yes!
♪ ♪ BFF to help you out
whenever ♪ ♪Oh BFF♪ ♪ ♪ You don’t think I look good
in a top hat? Name one person who looks
good in a top hat. Abe Lincoln. I mean, he doesn’t look good,
he looks stately. -WOMAN: Okay, guys.
-Presidential. WOMAN: We’re rolling. -I lost my phone this weekend.
-Let’s talk about that.

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