My Tumblr Crush | Evan Edinger

My Tumblr Crush | Evan Edinger


*strums ukulele*
Hi there! So my camera’s almost dead and you just caught me strumming my ukulele! What
are the chances. So 2 weeks ago I uploaded a video where I
showed you some really embarrassing song lyrics, but some of you seemed super keen to hear
the full version of My Tumblr Crush. Maybe you wanna see me embarrass myself some more.
Fine! I’m not above it. This song’s really old though, it’s like 2010, 2011, just like
this t shirt I’m wearing so without further adieu, here is My Tumblr Crush. If you’re
still out there watching my videos, this song goes out to you.
*laughs* Baby I’ve got a secret that I wanna put
in your ask box Should I ask you or just remain anonymous
that’s my paradox Rebloggin’ all these gifs of you doesn’t
make me feel less Tumblr blue I don’t need an FAQ for everyone to know
I’ve got a crush on you. I don’t follow the hipster blogs, and I
don’t follow the fandoms too. There’s only one blog I wanna follow, that’s
you. I don’t follow the hipster blogs, and I
don’t follow the fandoms too. There’s only one blog I wanna follow, that’s
you. Cuz we’re my OTP babe.
I ship you with me babe. You give me all the feels babe.
You’re my missing-e babe. You’re my Tumblr crush.
You’re my Tumblr crush. You’re my Tumblr crush and you make me blush.
And I like you I know that long distance is really hard,
but with Tumblr we don’t feel so far apart. I read all of your read mores so you don’t
feel alone. I even check your blog out when I’m on my
phone. You’re my most-liked
I check your me tag every night And you know that I’ll defend you in those
social justice fights. I’d give up nutella which is hard to do.
But I just want you to know I’ve got a crush on you. I don’t follow the hipster blogs, and I
don’t follow the fandoms too. There’s only one blog I wanna follow, that’s
you. I don’t follow the hipster blogs, and I
don’t follow the fandoms too. There’s only one blog I wanna follow, that’s
you. Cuz we’re my OTP babe.
I ship you with me babe. You give me all the feels babe.
You’re my missing-e babe. You’re my Tumblr crush.
You’re my Tumblr crush. You’re my Tumblr crush and you make me blush.
And I like you And if you’re scrolling through your dash
and you listen to my song would you send me a nice ask
would you try to sing along. Would you skype with me all night till the
sun is in the sky? Would you find it impolite if I asked to be
your guy. I find your positively charming, and I hope
you’ll understand I wrote this song about you cause I’m your
number 1 fan. You’re my Tumblr crush.
You’re my Tumblr crush. You’re my Tumblr crush and you make me blush.
And I like you Please follow me back. Well there it was, My Tumblr Crush! If you
liked it, please give it a big like below. If you want to download the song, I’m offering
it to my patrons! I now use patreon so if you wanna use that, it’s like an online tip
jar just go in the description. There’s more details there. Thank you SO much for watching.
I make new videos every Sunday so be sure to subscribe.
I’ll see you next time. Good bye. *cue catchy whistling outro*
*swoosh*

100 thoughts on “My Tumblr Crush | Evan Edinger

  1. LAUGHING BC THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS LISTENING TO THIS, I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW ONE OF YOUR FANS TOLD YOU IN A M&G HOW YOU TRIED FLIRTING WITH THEIR SISTER ON TWITTER OMFGGG I CAAAAAANY

  2. I've been a subscriber for awhile but just stumbled upon this and it's seriously so adorable Evan! You should post more songs! 🙂

  3. Lyrics!

    Baby, I've got a secret that I want to put in your Ask box
    Should I ask you or just remain anonymous?
    That's my paradox.
    Reblogging all these gifs of you doesn't make me feel less Tumblr blue
    I don't need an FAQ for everyone to know I've got a crush on you

    Cause I don't follow the fandom blogs
    and I don't follow the hipsters too
    There's only one blog I want to follow
    That's you
    It's true
    I don't follow those hipster blogs
    and I don't follow the fandoms too
    There's only one blog I want to follow
    It's you
    It's true
    Cause we're my OTP, babe
    I ship you and me, babe
    You give me all the feels, babe
    You're missing "E", babe
    I ship you and me, babe
    You give me all the feels, babe
    We're my OTP, babe
    You're my Tumblr crush
    You're my Tumblr crush
    You're my Tumblr crush and you make me blush
    And I like you

    (uke solo)

    I know that long distance is really hard
    But with Tumblr we don't feel so far apart
    I'll read all of your read bursts(?)* so you don't feel do alone
    I even check your blog out when I'm on my phone
    You're my most liked
    Check your music every night
    And you know that I'll defend you in those social justice fights
    I'd give up Nutella which is hard for me to do
    I just want you to know I've got a crush on you

    Cause I don't follow those hipster blogs
    and I don't follow the fandoms too
    There's only one blog I want to follow
    That's you

    Cause I don't follow those fandom blogs
    and I don't follow the hipsters too
    There's only one blog I want to follow
    It's you
    It's true
    Cause we're my OTP, babe
    I ship you and me. babe
    You give me all the feels, babe
    You're my missing "E", babe
    I ship you and me, babe
    We're my OTP, babe
    You give me all the feels, babe
    You're my Tumblr crush
    You're my Tumblr crush
    You're my Tumblr crush and you make me blush
    And I like you

    A lot

    And if you're scrolling through your dash, would you listen to my song?
    Would you send me a nice ask?
    Would you try to sing along?
    Would you Skype with me all night, until the sun is in the sky?
    Would you find it impolite if I asked to be your guy?
    I find you positively charming
    And I hope you'll understand
    I wrote this song about you cause I'm your number one fan

    Cause you're my Tumblr crush
    You're my Tumblr crush
    You're my Tumblr crush and you make me blush
    And I like you

    Please follow me back.

    * Sorry if read bursts or whatever line it was is a Tumblr term. I don't have one, sue me.

  4. its crazy how much you looked like Ross Geller before you shaved your mustache and started to wearing glasses in the videos 😮

  5. look me in the eye (or the black screen i call my profile pic) and tell me this is NOT about dan and phil before they met.

  6. OMG Evan  your so cute in this! you can sing so well! im jealous of your "tumblr crush" love you evan <3

  7. Hey Evan love this song! I was just wondering if you know anywhere I can get the ukulele chords for this or if you could possibly make them available somewhere? love you Evan!

  8. ahh i love your shirt math and puns are like my two favorite things and that shirt is perfect i need it

  9. If anyone wanted the lyrics for the song i did my best to write them down 🙂

    baby I've got a secret that I wanna put in your ask box
    should I ask you or just remain anonymous
    that's my paradox
    reblogging all these gifs of you doesn't make me feel less tumblr blue
    I don't need an FAQ for everyone to know I've got a crush on you

    cause I don't follow those fandom blogs
    I don't follow the hipsters too
    there's only one blog I want to follow that's you
    It's true

    I don't follow those hipster blogs
    I don't follow the fandoms too
    there's only one blog I want to follow its you
    It's true

    cause we're my OTP babe
    I ship you and me babe
    you give me all the feels babe
    you're my missing E babe
    I ship you and me babe
    you give me all the feels babe
    we're my OTP babe

    YOU'RE MY TUMBLR CRUSH
    YOU'RE MY TUMBLR CRUSH
    YOU'RE MY TUMBLR CRUSH
    AND YOU MAKE ME BLUSH
    and I like you

    I know that long distance is really hard
    but with tumblr we don't feel so far apart
    I read all of your (I don't know what he says here lol) so you don't feel so alone
    I even check your blog out when I'm on my phone
    you're my most liked check your "me tag" every night
    and you know that I'll defend you in the social justice fights
    I'd give up nutella which is hard for me to do
    I just want you to know I've got a crush on you

    I don't follow those hipster blogs
    I don't follow the fandoms too
    there's only one blog I want to follow its you

    cause I don't follow those fandom blogs
    I don't follow the hipsters too
    there's only one blog i want to follow that's you
    It's true

    cause we're my OTP babe
    I ship you and me babe
    you give me all the feels babe
    you're my missing E babe
    I ship you and me babe
    we're my OTP babe
    you give me all the feels babe

    YOU'RE MY TUMBLR CRUSH
    YOU'RE MY TUMBLR CRUSH
    YOU'RE MY TUMBLR CRUSH
    AND YOU MAKE ME BLUSH
    and I like you
    a lot

    and if you're scrolling through your dash
    would you listen to my song
    would you send me a nice ask
    would you try to sing along
    would you Skype with me all night
    until the sun is in the sky
    would you find it impolite
    if I asked to be your guy
    I find you positively charming
    and I hope you'll understand
    I wrote this song about you
    cause I'm your number one fan

    CAUSE YOU'RE MY TUMBLR CRUSH
    YOU'RE MY TUMBLR CRUSH
    YOU'RE MY TUMBLR CRUSH
    AND YOU MAKE ME BLUSH
    and I like you

    please follow me back

    sorry if there are any mispelled words lol

  10. your really good! I hope you have the confidence to post more singing videos!! thousands of people would really enjoy it!! have a good day!

  11. I wrote out the song cuz I wanted to learn it ~ sorry if I got something wrong I probably did but hey I tried 🙂 ~~Maybe I’ve got a secret, that I wanna put in your ask box 
    Should I ask you or just remain anonymous? That’s my paradox 
    Re blogging all these gifs of you doesn’t make me feel less tumblr blue 
    I don’t need an FAQ for everyone to know Ive gota you a crush on you 

    Cuz I don’t follow those fandom blogs 
    I don’t follow the hipsters too 
    There’s only one blog I want to follow thats you 
    It’s true! 
    I don’t follow those hipster blogs
    I don’t follow the phandoms too 
    There’s only one blog I want to follow it’s  you it’s true cuuuzzz

    We’re my otp babe
    I ship you and me babe 
    You give me all the feels babe 
    your my missing E babe 
    I ship you and me babe 
    You give me all the feels babe 
    We’re my otp babe 

    Your my tumblr cruuushhh x2
    Your my tumblr crush and you make me blush 
    And I like you 

    I know that long distance is really hard but with tumblr we don’t feel so far apart 
    I really love your (reburts??) I don’t feel so alone 
    I even check your blog out when I’m on my phone 
    Your my most liked check my me tag every night 
    And you that I’ll defend you in those (jszhskzjwls) fights 
    I’d give up Nutella which is hard for me to do 
    I just want you to know I’ve got a crush on you (^w^)

    Cuz I don’t follow those hipster blogs
    I don’t follow the phandoms too 
    There’s only one blog I want to follow that’s you 
    Cuz I don’t follow those phandom blogs 
    I don’t follow the hipsters too 
    There’s only one blog I want to follow it’s you it’s true cuz,

    We’re my otp babe
    I ship you and me babe 
    You give me all the feels babe 
    your my missing E babe 
    I ship you and me babe 
    We’re my otp babe 
    You give me all the feels babe 

    Your my tumblr cruuuush x2
    Your my tumblr crush and you make me blush 
    And I like you 
    A lot 

    And if your scrolling through ur dash 
    Would you listen to my song
    Would you send me a nice ask would you try to sing along
    Would you Skype with me all night until the sun is in the sky 
    Would you find it impolite if I asked to be your guy?

    I find you positively charming and I hope you’ll understand…
    I wrote this song about you cuz I’m your number one fan 

    Cuz your my tumblr cruuuush x2
    Your my tumblr crush and you make me blush 
    And I like you 

    Please follow me back

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