MY TUMBLR TAG 2! (with Dan)

MY TUMBLR TAG 2! (with Dan)


[Phil]: Hey guys! [Phil]: So before this video officially starts, I wanted to tell you some exciting news! [Phil]: That me and Dan now have a gaming channel! [Phil]: Whoo! // [Dan]: Is this where you want me to come in? [Phil]: Yes! Come in! Come in! [Dan]: Wii desk chair! Hi guys! [Dan]: Yeah! We have a gaming channel that *laughing* we invented-ly called.. [Dan]: ..DanandPhilGAMES! [Dan]: And it’s really great and you should check it out and please subscribe to it! [Phil]: If you haven’t subscribed yet, here’s some stuff you’re missing out on. [Phil]: I don’t know how to use Sonya Blade! [Dan]: Fudge! Fudge! Fudge! I’m just standing here, not doing anything! [Dan]: Suck my uppercut! [Dan]: So clearly, it’s what’s missing from your life to make it perfect. [Phil]: Yes. There’s a subscribe button here so you can click that now to go subscribe to the channel. [Dan]: And a link down in the description. [Phil]: And it’ll open in a new window, so you won’t be taken away from us.. [Phil]: ..it’ll just happen and I’ll I do this as you click. // [Dan]: So thank you so much.. [Dan]: ..for everyone that is subscribing and we hope you enjoy the Tumblr video! [Phil]: Take it away, Dan and Phil in the other video! // [Dan]: *does the Dan* [Phil]: Today, we are going to be delving into the world of Tumblr. [Dan]: dun dun duun [Phil]: I gave you guys some warning on Twitter.. [Phil]: ..and asked you to tag things with “Hey Phil, look at this!” [Dan]: Arguably, you’ve allowed them to prepare as well. // [Phil]: Yeah. [Dan]: That could have made things worse. [Phil]: The first thing were greeted with is.. [Both]: *laughing* [Phil]: That is horrible! // [Both]: *laughing* [Dan]: Oh! It’s like Quasimodo! [Dan]: Is that me.. and a pumpkin morphed together? *laughing* [Phil]: That is my Halloween nightmare. // [Dan]: Wow. [Dan]: Awh! That’s good. I like that. // [Phil]: That’s cool! [Phil]: Oh, Dan. So deep. You’re breaking apart. [Dan]: BLORPH [Phil]: “Dannibal Lecter!” // [Both]: *laughing* [Phil]: Would you eat human flesh? // [Dan]: *strange noises* [Dan]: Obviously.. not? [Phil]: Oh! // [Dan]: Up! Okay– Yup, that– yep! [Phil]: I like that– are we kissing at the radio station? [Dan]: I think– Yeah! *laughing* // [Phil]: That’s very unprofessional! [Phil]: You shouldn’t– *chuckles* // [Dan]: As if we’d be doing a live radio show.. [Dan]: “Let’s make out!” // [Phil]: *chuckling* [Dan]: SHLREPH SHLERP SHLURP [Phil]: Aah! // [Dan]: Ha! Okay.. [Dan]: We’ve had some folds.. // [Phil]: These are terrifying. [Dan]: *laughing* Hopefully, you love that. // [Phil]: I’m sure that was attractive. [Both]: *laughing* // [Phil]: It’s me sunbathing in our new mug! // [Dan]: Okay! [Phil]: I love this! Have you seen this? [Phil]: Okay, everyone blow on your screen now! Including you, Dan! [Phil]: Go! [Both]: *laughing hysterically* // [Phil]: It’s my favorite thing! I love that so much! [Dan]: *still laughing* Wait, wait, wait, wait. [wheezing laughter] [Dan]: I would make out with that cow. [Phil]: TMI. // [Dan]: So would you. [Phil]: Yeah, I would. [Phil]: Aah! Aah! // [Dan]: *laughing* [Phil]: No! No! // [Dan]: *laughing* Okayy.. [Dan]: Wait.. but the hair– I can see where they’re going for with that.. // [Phil]: Yeah! [Phil]: Should I censor those.. boobs? [Dan]: I don’t– I think they’re.. not human nipples. [Dan]: I don’t think you need to censor them. // [Phil]: Is that a real thing? [Dan]: Obviously not. // [Phil]: Okay. [Dan]: IS THAT A REAL– Phil Lester, everybody. // [Phil]: *laughing* [Dan]: Yes, it’s– it’s the man rat. [Phil]: It looks so real, though! // [Dan]: They’re from Columbia. [Both]: Awwh.. [Dan]: I hate that photo. I hate that– // [Phil]: Do you like that pose? [Dan]: We were taking it as a joke! [Phil]: Lemonbrab-a Lisa? [Dan]: HMMM [Dan]: What’s that video? (Anaconda starts playing as Dan and Phil are increasingly disturbed) (This is your fault.) [Dan]: WHY // [Phil]: NO [Dan]: *laughing in pain* WHY // [Phil]: MY EYES [Phil]: I’m never panning the camera down further than this ever again. // [Dan]: No! [Dan]: It’s gonna be nipples and up for the rest of time. // [Phil]: *giggling* [Phil]: That was with David Tennent at VidCon. That actually happened. [Dan]: Fond memories. // [Phil]: Yep! [Dan]: Totally real. // [Phil]: Squeezed his butt. [Phil]: *laughing* // [Dan]:* chuckling* Oh– this thing. [Phil]: I’ve never seen this before! // [Dan]: Right. [Dan]: *laughing* Look what she’s doing– she is my hero! [Dan]: This is the kind of thing that makes me go: [Dan]: “Yeah. I’m happy with what I’m contributing to humanity.” [Phil]: Cute! // [Dan]: Awh! [Both]: *laughing* [Dan]: Yeah, that’s exactly what you were doing there. // [Phil]: Oh gurl, don’t– [Phil]: Oh, I’m not even going to try. // [Dan]: Go on– [Both]: *laughing* [Phil]: I almost tried! // [Dan]: Go on, Phil! Go on. [Phil]: Don’t even go there, gurl! [Both]: *cringe attacks* [Phil]: That’s not making the video. [Dan]: We can’t be friends anymore. [Both]: *laughing* [Dan]: Speaking of phanaconda.. [Phil]: What people don’t know is that I have the power to twerk, I just don’t use it. [Dan]: This isn’t going anywhere, is it? [Dan]: *sighs* THANK GOD [Dan]: Drawing of us and Tyler? That’s good! // [Phil]: Awh! That’s good! [Phil]: *laughing* // [Dan]: Pfft– wow, that’s attractive! [Phil]: When I die, I want that to be the Google Doodle. [Phil]: Hopefully not soon. [Dan]: We should sing a duet! [Phil]: *singing* Let it goo.. [Dan]: That’s not the duet. [Phil]: What’s the duet? // [Dan]: *singing* Do you wanna build a snowmaaann? [Phil]: NO [Dan]: Well, that was over quickly. [Phil]: Why– why am I always dead? // [Dan]: *laughing* [Phil]: I swear whenever I’m reading fanfiction.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) // [Dan]: *laughing* [Phil]: ..I’m dead. [Dan]: And then the ghost of Phil, after he died from his terminal illness.. // [Phil]: *chuckling* [Dan]: ..said his lost goodbye to Dan and then fazed out of reality.. [Phil]: Ian and Anthony have a black child. // [Dan]: *laughing* [Both]: *laughing* // [Dan]: I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT [Dan]: AHOHOOHO [Dan]: Ian isn’t the real father.. [Dan]: ANTHONY SLEPT WITH THE BLACK MAILMAN [Phil]: Oh. // [Dan]: ANTHONY HOW COULD YOU [Phil]: That’s a– oh.. that’s so disturbing! // [Dan]: *laughing* [Dan]: I love how present your butt is.. // [Phil]: It’s such a pronounced butt! [Dan]: And even though it’s just you facing backwards on a unicorn.. [Dan]: ..which, by all standards, should be quite innocent.. // [Phil]: Yeah. [Dan]: There’s something about that butt. [Dan]: It’s just so out there. // [Phil]: All eyes go to the butt. [Dan]: Oh my god, Becky. [Phil]: That’s cool. It’s just everything from the inside of my mind. [Phil]: *laughing* Wow! That’s so weird! It looks so real! // [Dan]: *face of pure horror* [Phil]: Maybe in three years? [Dan]: Three zero years? [Phil]: OH MY GOD! That’s like something from Silent Hills! // [Dan]: JESUS CHRIST [Phil]: NO [Dan]: *screaming* // [Phil]: Oh, this is the worst stuff I’ve seen! [Dan]: AAA [Phil]: That’s weird, that’s weird. // [Dan]: *laughing* [Dan]: STOP. STOP. BURN IT. [Dan]: BURN IT NOW // [Phil]: *giggling* [Phil]: That makes me realize you’ve got really feminine eyes. [Phil]: Look how girly I look with your eyes! [Phil]: And then you just look like a demon! // [Dan]: Look how literally psychotic and soulless.. [Dan]: ..I look with your eyes! // [Phil]: *giggling* [Dan]: Wait, wait, wait. [Dan]: Is that a cute one of me riding an alpaca with the triforce? // [Phil]: Yeah. [Dan]: But then go up? [Dan]: Why are you naked on your lion– PHIL // [Phil]: I don’t know why I’m naked? [Dan]: Such an exhibitionist! // [Phil]: Hey! It helps, though. [Phil]: Today’s Draw Phil Naked is.. [Both]: *laughing* // [Phil]: It’s you with your purple hair. [Dan]: Me discovering the joys of hair chalk for the first time. [Phil]: It looks pretty good! [Dan]: I wonder how it would look on you. [Dan]: *gasps* LET’S CHALK PHIL’S HAAAIR [Phil]: No! No! // [Dan]: Yes! [Dan]: So what would Phil look like with a purple fringe? [Dan]: da da da daaaa [Phil]: It looks like a radioactive seagull pooped on my head. [Dan]: You look like a unsuccessful scene kid from 2005. [Phil]: Awh! Look at this! // [Dan]: AWH STOP GIVING ME FEELS [Dan]: It’s me as Christopher Robin?! // [Phil]: Awh! [Dan]: With the T-shirt and the jeans?! [Dan]: And then Pooh’s pressing subscri– agg all phlph [Dan]: AAA I CAN’T // [Phil]: *giggling* [Phil]: Tha–That’s just a photo of us. Why is that funny? [Dan]: Wha– why did someone just upload a photo of us walking around? [Phil]: I don’t know. // [Dan]: I don’t know! [Phil]:That’s– that’s inspirational. [Dan]: REGRET REGRET KEEP SCROLLING [Phil]: Felix! Doing a sexy dance! [Dan]: I didn’t come here to be aroused. [Dan]: “Dan and Phil: The Fault in Our Stars Trailer?” // [Phil]: Oh, let’s watch it! [Phil]: I’m Augustus! [Dan]: I’m Hazel? Ugh.. [Phil]: I love how they chose me in a pizza t-shirt. [Dan]: *snorts* STOP STOP STOP [Phil]: Do you get this? It’s a llama wearing a Dan hat! // [Dan]: *chuckling* [Dan]: That is really horrifyingly disturbing. // [Phil]: *giggling* [Dan]: But maybe, in an alternate universe, there is an alpaca YouTuber named Dan.. [Dan]: ..wearing a human hat! [Phil]: *gasps* And there’s two cameras talking into a severed head! With a fringe! [Phil]: That went to a dark place. [Dan]: And on that note, let’s stop. [Dan]: Let’s stop. Let’s get our heads OUT– // [Phil]: *chuckling* Okay. [Dan]: Back into the realityyy.. *sighs* // [Phil]: I feel strange and tingly. [Phil]: We just want to say how much we appreciate the amazing artwork that you guys have made for us. [Dan]: Yeah, so much creativity goes into all of those horrifying things.. [Dan]: ..that will haunt me as I try to sleep tonight. [Phil]: So thanks for watching! Give this a thumbs up if you enjoyed it and I will see you next week! [Both]: Goodbyee..! [Phil]: Aah!

100 thoughts on “MY TUMBLR TAG 2! (with Dan)

  1. almost 5 years later and phil still has the trust in us to send him unfiltered content on tumblr. ‘risky click’ where you at

  2. Whenever I read fanfiction I'm dead

    Whenever I read fanfiction

    I read fanfiction

    I READ FANFICTION

  3. 1:57 why gently blow on the screen? if you think i’m not unleashing the full force of the wind gods on my phone, you are sorely mistaken

  4. It's 5:00 in the morning, I'm eating cold mash potatoes and having a Dan and Phil marathon. My life is complete.

  5. I feel like they’re gonna make references but now I remember it’s 2019 and this video was made maybe five years ago and now dan has curly hair and Phil has a quiff and showed himself with a beard

  6. 4:59 I know someone who looks like Dan inside that picture, only that he has longer, curlier hair. But the eyes are the same, and so is the face shape and nose >-> He scares my friend sometimes

  7. okay so i was gonna say smth like “hits different” but dans laugh at the cow is my favorite thing sjshjs

  8. pic of them kissing
    Phil: I like how we- wait are we kissing at the radio station???!!!
    Dan: Ya! XD
    Me: WAIT! What do you like about it Phil? That your kissing DAN?!?!? I Caught you red handed!!!!

  9. I feel like I’m just slowly cringing into oblivion cause I feel so bad for them. I mean, imagine all the things they cut out….yeah.

  10. Hmmm. This video was published in September 2014.

    Dan: sees half naked PewDiePie I didn't come here to be aroused.

    Interesting. He kind of confessed 5 years ago.

  11. The picture of the kissing.
    Dan: Oh… Okay.. yep… moving on.

    He even said moving on, while Phil just found a joke about it.

  12. We all talk about how Tom Holland looks like he has a frog in his mouth but why don't we talk about how Dan looks like he has a frog hidden in his hair

  13. 0:39
    Fuck Phil and his fucking over sized jumper and that fucking face. Not many people appreciate Phil cuteness sometimes

  14. oh danandphilgames the beginning of everything…. WHEN WILL IT RETURN! WE MISS YOU GUYSSSSSS also well proud of ya coming outs. love u both sm thankyouuuuuuu x

  15. 1:25 –
    Me: OK, Phans of the world! Raise your hands for… dramatic drumroll WHATEVER IS NOT ON FIRE! THE CREATOR OF THIS AMAZING ART!

  16. 1:42 i like putting my glasses at the end of my eyes so it looks like people don't have a nose so if I'm being shouted at I can just laugh at them

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