Hi, I’m Phil. Welcome to my video blog… …which I hope you are very excited to be a part of. Happy Mother’s Day, for one. I got my mum this for Mother’s Day. It’s a monkey trapped in a cage. Hey! Help me! Help me! Anyway. It was funny, the bar code was in the cage when I was buying it… and the guy couldn’t scan it. He was like, “Ah!” with the scanner, which was funny. Today. What have I been doing today? I’ve been doing my exam, which has been the most boring thing ever. I’ll read you a question just to show you how terrible it is. Provide an orthographic and allophonic transcription… …of the word/phrase in which the phenomena occurs… …in regressive place assimilation and regressive voicing assimilation. Excitement. Anyway. Oh, today, the clocks run forward, which was annoying… …because I woke up at 11 thinking, “Yes! It’s not 12. I’ve got a whole hour of morning ahead of me.” Come downstairs, it’s 12 o’clock. So annoying. But then, I found 10 pounds in my washed jeans! It’s been through the wash. Smells very fresh, but it still works, so that’s good. What else can I talk about? I’m going to California in four days, which is exciting. I’m really excited about that. We’re going to Las Vegas so I can go on the slot machines. Or can I go on the slot machines? I don’t know how old you have to be to gamble, but I might go on the slot machines. I’ve got a holiday hat somewhere. I can’t see it anywhere, actually. That’s annoying. I was gonna show you my hat. Oh well. There’s a hat. It’s exciting. Here’s a lion instead. “Rah!” And a pig. “Mee!” Pigs don’t make that sound, do they? No. “Oink!” See, Victoria is still alive. Yay! That’s from my friend Victoria. I like this pig. Oh, I’ve been talking for ages. I don’t really have anything else to say, anyway. So, have a good Easter if I don’t talk to you again. Even though you’re not really talking to me, but never mind. See you later!