The Shoplifting Fangirls of Tumblr

The Shoplifting Fangirls of Tumblr


bah Hey you want to go, what’s pretty Spicy? Committing Grand Theft I think that’s just the greatest past time you could ever have it’s what I like to do with my weekend if I’m doing anything that’s actually legal on a Saturday night. I want nothing to do with it and you want to know what’s even better than that you, wouldn’t know what’s even better than stealing things that don’t belong to me sharing them on the Internet on A public Forum but that’s even better than all of it that’s how I get my [rocks] off honestly just trying to confront Society’s Inherent Bias Towards Non Law-Abiding Citizens This Bigot Honestly bigot [Oh] and you know what you’re not going to believe this I’m not the only one That thinks This if You welcome to tumblr.com? You’ll Find Legions of People who Think Exactly like I do A whole Community of People who title themselves Lifters who are people who Have in A bunch of Shit and Then brag about This on an extremely public social Media Website and I’m not to Talk about you know, some Mild Scrumping Here and There like better Piracy you know I’m Saying I’m Talking about Stealing Thousands of Dollars Worth of Shit Taking Pictures of it cataloging Itemizing Embracing it and then Sticking it on the Internet yes These People are real this is a genuine Contingent of Brain-Dead Fucking Retards I mean I ain’t no Square man I ain’t got to Squeal on you if you want to have your own Clique of gotta maniacs you do you do I am all for the [Belief] if Nobody Sees it That it’s not illegal [I] mean This Video you’re Watching right now Was Made Entirely With Completely Legally Paid for Editing software I’m Just Simply Putting Forward? How Could Any Rational Human Being Possibly Be This God Damn thick I’m just begging for a smidgen of common sense here All I’m asking like the whole Point of what Nobody Knows about isn’t illegal is that nobody fucking knows About it Having blogs That blogs yes, blogs Plural Having Entire Blogs Dedicated To the amount of Shit that you have stolen and Breaking About how much your haul is Worth you are insane However This is the Points Where I must Interject with a second Act Plot twist to [this] Shakespearean Fable and I believe This Plot swish to be rather Melancholic in Nature, [well] You see it is the kind, of twist that Makes the Story Just Infinitely Sadder and You See if You dive a little Deeper Into These blogs You’ll find that quite A few of Them in Fact I’d always go as far as to [Say] that A majority of Them even ah Actually Role Players Role Players rp-ers Pretending Lying Trolling Whatever cute title you want to put on its just a bunch of people Pretending to Be Felon because i uh I don’t know Kinda Depressing Honestly These People so desperate To fit in but They pretend to be Criminal and like cutesy basic bitch Kinda Way Although it does Kind of Be undertale Role-Playing but that’s Neither Here nor There the point is [A] lot of this is Bullshit [I] mean There’s Quite A lot of it that Is real and Sad and stupid Just stupidy stupid but There’s no actual Definable way you Can actually Nail Down Whether or not it’s Actually True and if [They] Just Really Met me i could go Into Further Detail on the Shit that’s There like Sharing Guides of How to Break the Shopping Tags or you know Guides on [how] to steal Stuff use Magnets and Some People Steal Fucking Lobsters what the Shit Lobsters [Or] the fact that the people [that] do Actually do it are Petty cunts Because the vast Majority of the Shit That They Steal Is just Makeup lingerie Jury and Fucking lobsters The point Is No Matter which way you look at [it] no Matter what angle you perceive this from Is from Whether They’re Pretending or they’re Actually doing it for [realsies] it’s Just Fucking Sad A kind of word of the day it’s fucking Sad and I’m not Talking Sad like in A Holocaust Marley and Me Kind of way I’m Talking like, oh God I share a planet with These Fuckin Buffoon Oh good christ [why], do we Deserve Existence, also so [Many] Idiots Are sjw’s What Overthrows Capitalism but Fucking That’s just Tumblr Honestly [I] That’s A problem [for] Another Time so in Conclusion This Is Yet Another idiot Group of Idiot People Doing Idiot Things on this Idiot [Internet] and no [Amount] of Mockery is ever going to cease Their Idiocy so I guess this Book has no Ending Fantastic see you next Time I don’t like jews neither should you

76 thoughts on “The Shoplifting Fangirls of Tumblr

  1. I don't like most girls that shoplift, like if you're going to shoplift, don't fucking shoplift some stupid ass makeup, FUCKING MAKEUP, if I was a girl I would rather lift fucking protein bars than makeup. And they also lift fucking UNDERWEAR, get some real nice fucking clothes instead, dumb bitches.

  2. 1. Fuck these people for their behaviour.
    2. Fuck you for using SJW as a pejorative.
    3. Ffffffffffuck me for being surprised by this shit.

  3. I think that aside from this one, the absolute worst communities I've seen on tumblr must be the True Crime Community (edgy women worshipping and defending school shooters, making cutesy eddits of them and crying about "not choosing" who they get attracted to) and the MAP who use that same argument to justify pedophilia. Not to mention fucking pro-Ana

  4. Lol 99% of the ppl who say their 'just roleplaying' are lying, they just say that so if someone calls the police on them they have an excuse.

  5. 5:32 hahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhav

  6. A lot of them aren't ACTUALLY RP'ers. That's just how they get away with posting about it publicly. 'I'm only roleplaying investigator. Honest.'

  7. What’s more likely, openly admitting to doing crime online or doing it but claiming you’re role playing

  8. What?! What ever happened to theives keeping it to themselves and/or extremely close friends, and not getting caught in the dumbest way possible?!

  9. "Oh boy shoplifting girls on Tumblr?! I really hope they come up beer, weed, drugs, liquor and money and not just make-up and fashion accessori- of fUCKING COURSE ITS JUST MAKEUP AND FASHION ACCESSORIES GODDAMNIT Y'ALL MAKE MY COME UP CREW LOOK BAD! "

  10. The bigger question I have is if any of them are caught, will the police trace their tumblr accounts, finding out more stuff they stole, can they use it to increase their sentence? Heck, just posting is putting yourself at risk, right?

  11. "I'm smashing capitalism" they said as they sat their fat unemployed ass down under daddy's roof to try on another set of stolen makeup, the loss of which in the grand scheme of things makes little to no difference to whatever massive parent company owns the brand. Seriously, I'm getting tired of these armchair activist pussies on the far right and far left that claim to be rebels of society but all they do is shit talk on social media. At least antifa actually goes out in the streets and stirs shit up. They're completely fucking nutters, but at the very least they can say they make an attempt.

  12. How did that one Tumblerette with the Hanzo edit not realize that she was being racist by many standards there?
    "Your character just doesn't look stereotypical enough for me."
    If I said doomfist's lips should be lighter and wider I'd be lynched.

  13. umm so I know a guy whose name is ummm "Amaso". So Amaso does shop lifting not for fucking roleplay but because he just doesnt want to pay for shit. Now Amaso, he hates this roleplay bullshit nor he acts like what he does is something cool and shit, nah. its jsut life. Amaso wants stuff but cant buy stuff so he just takes it. Its thrilling, absolutely. but that thrill is like a drug you can get addicted to, so you gotta make rules when it comes to stealing or else you will get addicted and that makes you sloppy and that will get you caught so the point is, I hate these type of people…. i mean Amaso hates these types of people.

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