You MAY be addicted to v/blogging if….

You MAY be addicted to v/blogging if….


Jeff Foxworthy, the comedian, has a famous
bit “You may be a redneck if….” I will do my bit in his style: “You may be addicted to v/blogging if….” If you stay awake all night planning out your
next v/blog, or you are typing out or signing your v/blog, you MAY be addicted to v/blogging. If you’re up all night planning, typing or
signing your v/blog on a weeknight, you ARE addicted to v/blogging. If you’re standing in line at a grocery or
clothing store, or any type of store, and you start typing
out a blog on your iPhone or Blackberry, you MAY be addicted to v/blogging. If you start texting with your friends about
the latest idiot thing THAT v/blogger said, you MAY be addicted to v/blogging. If you think your opinion is the only one
that truly matters, you MAY be addicted to v/blogging. If other people who tend to disagree with you
suddenly stop responding to your v/blogs because they’re tired of you, and when you
see no disagreements, you think that means, “you’re right”, you MAY be addicted to v/blogging. If you start seeing conspiracy theories where there are none, you MAY be addicted to v/blogging. If you make an average of more than two
v/blogs a day, you MAY be addicted to v/blogging. If you make a v/blog about how many v/blogs
you’ve ever made, you may…. no, you ARE addicted to
v/blogging. If you v/blog a list of titles of EVERY
v/blog you’ve ever done, you may…. no, you ARE addicted to
v/blogging!

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